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WAS JIMMY PAGE OR ROBERT PLANT A CHRISTIAN?


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*you may need to study your faith's doctrine a little more closely. though i think it may vary by denomination. once you are a christian you're always one. you can basically do anything you want all you have to do is say you're sorry and pretend you'll try harder

because that's all we can do as christians since we are filthy sinful animals and can have no hope without christ's forgiveness . we get a free pass for our kindness to jesus while he was here. that's right if you commit adultry or start a nuclear war you get off the hook because we nailed the son of god to a pole. you just have to say "i'm dirty" and get dunked in some water. kill people, fornicate don't fuck around with apples though!

*forgive me i'm not allowed to make sense.

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*you may need to study your faith's doctrine a little more closely. though i think it may vary by denomination. once you are a christian you're always one. you can basically do anything you want all you have to do is say you're sorry and pretend you'll try harder

because that's all we can do as christians since we are filthy sinful animals and can have no hope without christ's forgiveness . we get a free pass for our kindness to jesus while he was here. that's right if you commit adultry or start a nuclear war you get off the hook because we nailed the son of god to a pole. you just have to say "i'm dirty" and get dunked in some water. kill people, fornicate don't fuck around with apples though!

*forgive me i'm not allowed to make sense.

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*you may need to study your faith's doctrine a little more closely. though i think it may vary by denomination. once you are a christian you're always one. you can basically do anything you want all you have to do is say you're sorry and pretend you'll try harder

because that's all we can do as christians since we are filthy sinful animals and can have no hope without christ's forgiveness . we get a free pass for our kindness to jesus while he was here. that's right if you commit adultry or start a nuclear war you get off the hook because we nailed the son of god to a pole. you just have to say "i'm dirty" and get dunked in some water. kill people, fornicate don't fuck around with apples though!

*forgive me i'm not allowed to make sense.

Thank you. Everything is clear to me now.

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I have seen an interview where jimmy is wearing a T-shirt that says "born again christian"(Robert was pissing him off...I don't know whats with that?)...I also think that they believe that christ had come and had risen. Also don't forget that Christ will be back again:) For sure they will reach "heaven"...

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I have seen an interview where jimmy is wearing a T-shirt that says "born again christian"(Robert was pissing him off...I don't know whats with that?)...I also think that they believe that christ had come and had risen. Also don't forget that Christ will be back again:) For sure they will reach "heaven"...

B)

It actually said "Porn Again." :D

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*you may need to study your faith's doctrine a little more closely. though i think it may vary by denomination. once you are a christian you're always one. you can basically do anything you want all you have to do is say you're sorry and pretend you'll try harder

because that's all we can do as christians since we are filthy sinful animals and can have no hope without christ's forgiveness . we get a free pass for our kindness to jesus while he was here. that's right if you commit adultry or start a nuclear war you get off the hook because we nailed the son of god to a pole. you just have to say "i'm dirty" and get dunked in some water. kill people, fornicate don't fuck around with apples though!

*forgive me i'm not allowed to make sense.

Hey hey hey! Now just wait a sec….you can't blame the Jews for killing Christ for 2000+ 8 years and then up one day just take all the credit, that's our meal ticket!

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At the very least they qualify as lost sheep.

Let's see:

Sin list:

1. fornication- check

2. fornication with a minor- check

3. adultery- many many times check

4. Coca Cola endorsement- check, ohh that's a serious no-no

5. major brain cell killing drug use- check

And that's just the start….I have no power to continue it…

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*you may need to study your faith's doctrine a little more closely. though i think it may vary by denomination. once you are a christian you're always one. you can basically do anything you want all you have to do is say you're sorry and pretend you'll try harder

because that's all we can do as christians since we are filthy sinful animals and can have no hope without christ's forgiveness . we get a free pass for our kindness to jesus while he was here. that's right if you commit adultry or start a nuclear war you get off the hook because we nailed the son of god to a pole. you just have to say "i'm dirty" and get dunked in some water. kill people, fornicate don't fuck around with apples though!

*forgive me i'm not allowed to make sense.

Romans 10:9

That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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It isn't religions that will make us clean... Almost everybody needs to hold something... I think that nobody is able to get freedom at all... Only peace and love will make us happy... Bye!

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jesus is a marketing scam. i mean, if jesus saved us from sin and death, then why are we still sinning and dying? it's all fairly pointless...i mean, hell is the here and now. it's all ridiculous. we're all gonna die, and i'll cross that bridge when i come t it.

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jesus is a marketing scam. i mean, if jesus saved us from sin and death, then why are we still sinning and dying? it's all fairly pointless...i mean, hell is the here and now. it's all ridiculous. we're all gonna die, and i'll cross that bridge when i come t it.

It's the Greed and the "power of the pussy"...To many liars and too many people who care more about how their image is portrayed than actually taking an essence out of life and enjoying it. If you don't have an understanding's on a womans thought process, then God help you and the women that you hurt/corrupt.

all about control of ones self and the common good...which most individuals don't have.

blame it on men, so to say. Not Jesus.

and i ain't a fag either. :o

B)

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Let's see:

Sin list:

1. fornication- check

2. fornication with a minor- check

3. adultery- many many times check

4. Coca Cola endorsement- check, ohh that's a serious no-no

5. major brain cell killing drug use- check

And that's just the start….I have no power to continue it…

And let's not forget major sleaziness (Robert)

and woman-napping(Jimmy)!

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jesus is a marketing scam. i mean, if jesus saved us from sin and death, then why are we still sinning and dying? it's all fairly pointless...i mean, hell is the here and now. it's all ridiculous. we're all gonna die, and i'll cross that bridge when i come t it.

You are truly "dazed and confused" I f you bothered to read your bible, you'd see that it says that "Hell is full of people" who don't believe.

I guess you're one of those. Boy, are you in for a ruda awakening!

BTW, there's no such thing as "Once saved, always saved". The bible also states that you have to turn away from your sins and be born again. Hello!

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