TypeO Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 May have posted this way back - thread's too large to check. Also a classic. For a while, you couldn't find this on YouTube except for live versions. That's probably why this one only has 74 views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [@ 2:57 - that is how we know bob saget really is the illest]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [@ 2:57 - that is how we know bob saget really is the illest]. That was always the topper. lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Rather crude but true...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 [who is this writer, and how can i donate to the cause]? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 [lol... it probably actually works better on the outside like that]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 A few minutes before the church services started, the towns-people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 48 years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Man goes to see his Doctor and says Doctor, you have to help me I think I have Hermes........The Doctor replies don't you mean Herpes?...The man said I think I must be a carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Hot pursuit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Historian Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Two men hunting in the woods. One goes to take a piss and gets bit on the "weenie" by a poisonous snake. He screams and asks the friend to go for help. (from a doctor, emergency, etc) The friend frantically goes to the nearest doctors office and explains what happened. The doctor tells the guy, the only way he will survive if if he sucks the poison out. The friend returns to find his buddy laying on the ground, and ask "Well, what did the doctor say..?" The friend replies..."He said your gonna die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 A man walks into his psychiatrist's office wrapped in nothing but cellophane. The shrink looks at him and says "I clearly can see your nuts!" Funnier when you say it out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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betteremily Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Quite possibly the funniest 35 minutes ever. Good Ol' Charlie. His melancholia was comic genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Craigslist LULZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 ^ This is the greatest thing to ever happen on Craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 hahah thats great stuff. i wish i was that guy. car probably sold in 3 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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