Ady Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Oh God that still cracks me up. Thanks! I saw it on an old episode of "Have I Got News For You" on Dave the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matjaz1 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Why do you all want me to make you laugh? Don't you want to laugh by your own will?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Why do you all want me to make you laugh? Don't you want to laugh by your own will?! Why did you answer this thread if you were going to make a moronic comment? Well, who knows maybe you have just ruined it for everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Why do you all want me to make you laugh? Don't you want to laugh by your own will?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 http://youtu.be/aUc62jD-G0o That's not funny it just made my blood boil. I would not let anyone speak to me like that no matter who they were...Yes it's only a movie clip but there must be pricks like that in real life. Good job we did'nt have conscription because I would have got myself into some real trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matjaz1 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Why did you answer this thread if you were going to make a moronic comment? Well, who knows maybe you have just ruined it for everyone else. I was trying to make you laugh! And I was trying to be polite in the process! Edited November 30, 2012 by Matjaz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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paul carruthers Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 http://youtu.be/ygGviZBd4xk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Melanie Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I love this cat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fool In The Rain 60 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) These are answers given by children of about 8 years old... Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight." Edited December 5, 2012 by Fool In The Rain 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 The wife kept breaking the washing machine, so I divorced her and the washing machine hasn't broken since. It's true what they say in the adverts then. Washing machines live longer with cow gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Last year I replaced all the windows in my house withthose expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo..... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year.... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.Hellooooo?It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.I bet he felt like an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 http://youtu.be/zFDKLvte2cc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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paul carruthers Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://youtu.be/fc3_XbFI7hs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 CLASSIC! "For more information on the Crack Spider's Bitch..." lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Zep Girl Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) Edited December 11, 2012 by Led Zep Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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