ALEISTER CROWLEY Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Just off Google news alerts ... ALEISTER CROWLEY FOUND DEAD Decomposed corpse located in Hastings home December 1, 2007 By ONLINE REPORTER The widely known eccentric magician Aleister Crowley has, once again, died. His badly decomposed remains were found sprawled on the kitchen floor of his tiny council house flat in Hastings. The coroner's office did retrieve dead fly and maggot samples as well as about a dozen chicken tikka masala take-out containers. Early indications are that he died lay deceased in his home for at least a month before being found early today. Authorities we alerted by neighbours' complaints of unclaimed newspapers at his doorstep and an ungodly stench emanating from the premises. Long time friend "Lady" Freida Harris, who had spent the night following after a drinking binge celebrating his birthday in mid-October, was likely the last person to see Crowley alive. Rosamund Street residents described him as eccentric, cranky and reclusive afflicted with a "God-complex." Neighbour Deirdre Barlow said the man often wandered out at night and almost never seen in daytime. "I saw his bin lying out for some time and thought he must be gone away," Mrs. Barlow said. She last saw the him mowing the lawn in the middle of the night in early August wearing a "Egyptian-type" loincloth. Another neighbour, who wished to remain anonymous, stated he hated the "fat ugly bastard" and was pleased that his passing would only raise property values. The self-proclaimed "Wickedest Man in the 'Hood" had lived in the street for more than 35 years. His home was run-down with a big overgrown garden, washing on the line and a sad little tool-shed. Despite the fact the death not being treated as suspicious, his pet billy-goat Mr. Whiskers was taken in for additional questioning. Crowley was once known for taking in stray dogs and had a “house full of animals.” However, only the goat was found at this time. Crowley is survived by Mr. Whiskers and an unknown number of illegitimate children from various mothers. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/gardening/article288717.ece Crowley with his bluegrass quintet, "The White Stains" "Lady" Freida Harris ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsessedwithzeppelin Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Do I smell an Onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I found that mildly entertaining. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob wolf Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I found it mildly, I mean VERY stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I found it mildly, I mean VERY stupid! Tomayto ... Tomahto, Mr. Wolf. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Just off Google news alerts ... How many O2 tickets did Jimmy have reserved for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 How many O2 tickets did Jimmy have reserved for him? That's the spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEISTER CROWLEY Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 Do I smell an Onion? Well someone pulled my finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Oops, I thought this was about Evel Knievel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Any relation, Al? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 His home was run-down with a big overgrown garden, washing on the line and a sad little tool-shed. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Monkey Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I personaly found it highly entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEISTER CROWLEY Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 How many O2 tickets did Jimmy have reserved for him? Reserved?! That fiend forced me to pay the bloody touts a hefty premium for the front rows. But since I am no longer alive, I won't be needing the pair I've got. Out of the goodness of my decayed heart I may give these away to the first person who can solve the Solemn Soduku of Pan (see below). Oops, I thought this was about Evel Knievel. No problem at all, Redrum my dear friend. After all, I did ask that after Black Mass that my casket be catapulted into the deepest, darkest chasm of the Grand Canyon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 No problem at all, Redrum my dear friend. After all, I did ask that after Black Mass that my casket be catapulted into the deepest, darkest chasm of the Grand Canyon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafnagud9 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Any relation, Al? The conscience of the world is so guilty that it always assumes that people who investigate heresies must be heretics... ~Aleister Crowley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabbalahone Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 The conscience of the world is so guilty that it always assumes that people who investigate heresies must be heretics... ~Aleister Crowley Indeed her.e.t.i.c.s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabbalahone Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 The conscience of the world is so guilty that it always assumes that people who investigate heresies must be heretics... ~Aleister Crowley However his mode of investigation was seriously lacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafnagud9 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Most esoteric methodologies are lacking to some degree (akin to blind men decribing an elephant). C'est la vie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Harris Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Just off Google news alerts ... ! OMG :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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