F***ing Scammers

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Last week I got a letter from England stating that I had won (guaranteed) $100,000. They had even included a check in my name for $4,000 and I was supposed to cash it and then send them $2800 as a 'tax fee' or something like that. But they also said that I should call a number before acting on anything. So I called this number in England (with payed minutes) and a very pleasant sounding girl (recording) with an English accent came on to say: 'That number is no longer in use.'

So the check had Bank Of America on it and when I took it to them (believe me I had no expectations) they told me it was all fraud.

Fe,Fi,Fo,Fum.....I'm going to kick the hell out of some scamming Englishman!!

I got the same type of scam from Craigslist and it was from Holland.

Fe,Fi,Fo,Fum....I'm also going to kick the hell out of a Dutchman.

[Oracle]

Here's the last couple of scams I've gotten in email.....I can't believe anyone, anywhere would fall into these games.

Attention: Sir/Madam,

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to the new President GOODLUCK JONATHAN of Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded it’s seating in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the ATM card Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract /inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your payment are because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like these have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific that is the latest instruction from Mr. President GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN (GCFR) federal republic of Nigeria.

This card center will send you an ATM card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, so if you like to receive your fund in this way, please let us know by contacting the ZENITH BANK PLC OF NIGERIA ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT CONSULTANT (ZENITHPDC) and also send the following information as listed below, to them.

1. Full name

2. Phone and fax number

3. Addresses were you want them to send the ATM card to

(p.o box not acceptable)

4.Your age and current occupation

5. Attach copy of your identification

We have been instructed to issue out $15,000,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2010.also for your information; you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or fake office(s) of Zenith Bank to avoid any hitches in receiving your paymentSo you have to indicate this code no {2081) when contacting the card center (ZENAPDC) by using (2081) as your subject. You

can contact them at: zenbknig0121@hotmail.com

Wait for you’re expediting response.

Congratulations.

Best Regards

President Office

Lt General James Morgan

_____________________________________

Urgent Attention to the Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that we have concluded the arrangements to effect your payment of $750,000.00 U.S Dollars; however, we have deposited your fund with Money Gram Office for the immediate transfer in your favor

Note your total fund is ($750,000.00 US Dollars) which we have concluded the arrangement that you will be receiving ($7,000.00) daily until the total fund of ($750,000.00 US Dollars) is completed transferred in your favor, Therefore you are expected to contact the Money Gram payment centre with the Below information’s:

Contact Person Mr. David Barrett

Email Address (www.moneygramservice@w.cn )

Telephone +229 9916 7191

The entire conclusion is that you will start receiving your payment tomorrow; therefore you are expected to contact the Money Gram Office with your Full receiver’s details such as.

1, Your Full Name

2, Your Country

3, Your City

4, Your Direct Phone Number

Do not fail to contact the Money Gram office as soon as you receive this mail for your benefit, and remember that the amount you will be receiving everyday is $7,000.00USD.

Best Regards,

Mrs. Kelly Nelon

[Reggie29]

If something sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

Just block the emails!

[Conneyfogle]

I got so many, that i decided to put them all in a FB group, feel free to add yours

Spam

[manderlyh]

I can't even begin to say where these types of scams end!

I got one a few years ago threatening if I didn't fill out a credit card application (regardless of whether I wanted it), it would be the same as my giving the "card company" permission to open an account in my name! Not to mention that it would charge something ludicrous like $3k for a yearly membership fee.

That one freaked me out. I put it in a file folder in my filing cabinent and kept it tucked away, just in case I'd let my information leak anyway. I never got anything from them again.

Buttholes.

[Kiwi_Zep_Fan87]

Sheesh! All this sounds so familar! I have got 1000s of emails pertaining to "business propositions" (which involve the transfer of 1000s of $ into my bank account! ) or crap like "Congratulations! Your email-id has been selected as the lucky winner of $50,000!")

But this email that I got last week, is literally the icing on the cake!

It was from a company selling Viagra online (yep! you read that right!)....That company sent me a message asking me to purchase it and avail of a 75% discount and be a sure-fire winner in their annual cash prize draw where the winner gets to win US $20,000! And I am not even a man! I am a 22 year old female college student! Why the f*ck do I even need that sh*t? They sure got the demographics wrong! :hysterical:

Edited August 1, 2010 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87

[manderlyh]

Sheesh! All this sounds so familar! I have got 1000s of emails pertaining to "business propositions" (which involve the transfer of 1000s of $ into my bank account! ) or crap like "Congratulations! Your email-id has been selected as the lucky winner of $50,000!")

But this email that I got last week, is literally the icing on the cake!

It was from a company selling Viagra online (yep! you read that right!)....That company sent me a message asking me to purchase it and avail of a 75% discount and be a sure-fire winner in their annual cash prize draw where the winner gets to win US $20,000! And I am not even a man! I am a 22 year old female college student! Why the f*ck do I even need that sh*t? They sure got the demographics wrong! :hysterical:

I've gotten those too.

My sister-in-law's email account was hacked once, and it sent me a TON of spam about how to obtain prescription drugs without a prescription.

The way I knew it was spam and not her actually sending me a link to this?

She's a registered nurse--she'd never say, "take these drugs without a prescription!"

[JTM]

Last week I got a letter from England stating that I had won (guaranteed) $100,000. They had even included a check in my name for $4,000 and I was supposed to cash it and then send them $2800 as a 'tax fee' or something like that. But they also said that I should call a number before acting on anything. So I called this number in England (with payed minutes) and a very pleasant sounding girl (recording) with an English accent came on to say: 'That number is no longer in use.'

So the check had Bank Of America on it and when I took it to them (believe me I had no expectations) they told me it was all fraud.

Well they've got you now, yerfucked....................... you should of just ignored that curious greed inside of you.....Money for nuthin' i dont think so.....Oh yeah, you say you had no expectations, then why did you take the cheque to your bank.....

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Well they've got you now, yerfucked....................... you should of just ignored that curious greed inside of you.....Money for nuthin' i dont think so.....Oh yeah, you say you had no expectations, then why did you take the cheque to your bank.....

Well, maybe I had a teensy bit of expectations because it did sound very formal. Wouldn't you? Hell yeah you would.

But sending the $2800 was the red flag.

[silvermedalist]

Last week I got a letter from England stating that I had won (guaranteed) $100,000. They had even included a check in my name for $4,000 and I was supposed to cash it and then send them $2800 as a 'tax fee' or something like that. But they also said that I should call a number before acting on anything. So I called this number in England (with payed minutes) and a very pleasant sounding girl (recording) with an English accent came on to say: 'That number is no longer in use.'

So the check had Bank Of America on it and when I took it to them (believe me I had no expectations) they told me it was all fraud.

Fe,Fi,Fo,Fum.....I'm going to kick the hell out of some scamming Englishman!!

I got the same type of scam from Craigslist and it was from Holland.

Fe,Fi,Fo,Fum....I'm also going to kick the hell out of a Dutchman.

Put down the crack pipe my man. Dont you know its a scam? Everything is a scam if it says you won money. And you didnt even buy a fucking ticket. So by making the call they got your fucking money just out of the long distance fee. Go bet a horse or buy a lottery ticket, like the Take five. Anything you get in the mail is a scam fella.

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Put down the crack pipe my man. Dont you know its a scam? Everything is a scam if it says you won money. And you didnt even buy a fucking ticket. So by making the call they got your fucking money just out of the long distance fee. Go bet a horse or buy a lottery ticket, like the Take five. Anything you get in the mail is a scam fella.

The letter said I had numbers picked from a random drawing that was connected with Walmart, Safeway and Costco. I've shopped at all those stores so that was a possibility. I've actually had some pretty good luck winning things throughout my life so I figure why not check it out at least? I also used a friend's calling card and the call only cost 10 cents a minute and I wasn't even on the phone for a minute.

Fuck the lottery and the horses and I don't smoke crack.

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What I'd like to send the scammers....

Happy Birthday!

[silvermedalist]

The letter said I had numbers picked from a random drawing that was connected with Walmart, Safeway and Costco. I've shopped at all those stores so that was a possibility. I've actually had some pretty good luck winning things throughout my life so I figure why not check it out at least? I also used a friend's calling card and the call only cost 10 cents a minute and I wasn't even on the phone for a minute.

Fuck the lottery and the horses and I don't smoke crack.

I know you dont. Was just joking. But please be carefull with these scam artists

[Gospel Zone]

I get e-mails on a regular basis telling me that I have won 1,000,000 English pounds. All I have to do is give them my info and my life with change forever!

[lynds]

omg this is so bad!!! ive never received any bad emails like this, and hope that i dont!!!!!!

[Electrophile]

I get those spam emails all the time. Some of them are absolutely hilarious, especially when they're for things like Viagra (or other ED drugs), penis enlargement or prostate health check-ups. One time I got a spam email telling me that my former high school selected me as Alumni of the Year for the class of 1998. Which would have been nice, except I graduated in 2000. I posted a Facebook message about and quite a few actual graduates from the class of 1998 got a laugh out of it.

They're basically unintentional comedy.

[Conneyfogle]

I must be really lucky, see below for some of the prizes i have won in the last 2 months

‎$5, 000, 000.00

$10,200,000.00

Ten Million Dollars

$50.00

$1,000,000.00 $151.5m

$40M

12.4million pounds

$100,000.0046,

299 MIL. USDUS

$10 Million

34.5M dollars

Six Million Pounds

Sixty Million British Pounds

US$3.7Million

$100,000 USD

1,500,000.00 Gre...at British Pounds

$10.5MILLOINUSD

$550,000.00

$920,000.00 USD

$500,000USD

$100,000.00

five hundred thousand united states dollars

USD$950,000.00

five hundred thousand united states dollars

GBP 800,000.00 ($10.2m)

US$2.500, 000.00

$10 Million.

$40,000,000.00 millionUSD

$500,000

$25 Million USD

US$5, 000, 000.00

$8,300,000MUS

$1.8 Million

[Reggie29]

Just reply and ask THEM for THEIR banking and other personal details!

[Kiwi_Zep_Fan87]

What I'd like to send the scammers....

Happy Birthday!

What a beautiful object to send to those b*stards and b*tches who scam people!!! B)

[Kiwi_Zep_Fan87]

I must be really lucky, see below for some of the prizes i have won in the last 2 months

‎$5, 000, 000.00

$10,200,000.00

Ten Million Dollars

$50.00

$1,000,000.00 $151.5m

$40M

12.4million pounds

$100,000.0046,

299 MIL. USDUS

$10 Million

34.5M dollars

Six Million Pounds

Sixty Million British Pounds

US$3.7Million

$100,000 USD

1,500,000.00 Gre...at British Pounds

$10.5MILLOINUSD

$550,000.00

$920,000.00 USD

$500,000USD

$100,000.00

five hundred thousand united states dollars

USD$950,000.00

five hundred thousand united states dollars

GBP 800,000.00 ($10.2m)

US$2.500, 000.00

$10 Million.

$40,000,000.00 millionUSD

$500,000

$25 Million USD

US$5, 000, 000.00

$8,300,000MUS

$1.8 Million

:hysterical: If these goddamn scams were actually true then more than half the world's population will be filthy rich by now!! And there won't be any need to work...just enter some stupid lottery or perhaps enter your email id into a draw or something! God grief! What a joke!

[Cecil.]

For some reason in the spam I have;

Offers to join a online casino.

make bits of me longer/shorter, harder/softer.

And a rather baffling collection of emails about Replica Watches.....?

[manderlyh]

I got an email the other day with the subject line reading: "Shipment problems with your NEW Dell Computer."

Funny--I would never buy a Dell...

[Electrophile]

I decided to check my spam email box right this second and see if there was an outright funny one in the bunch:

"Pink nipples are my true love"

and

"Greek teenage billionaire topless pics"

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But please be carefull with these scam artists

I'm no fool.

I remember one from way back in the 90's where you were supposed to send a bunch of people $1 each and they were supposed to 'respond in kind' by doing the same thing and then magically it would all snowball and you would start receiving thousands of letters with a dollar bill in each.

Oh brother!

[Patrycja]

I keep winning millions with UK LOTTO and from the Nigerian government