Empire Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Anyone know about this besides me? I want one BAD. I'd pay top dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 WTF? It isn't a doll that requires an air pump is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I think it's one of those "Real Dolls". They're basically life-sized dolls that men can fuck. But Jesus Christ dude.....a doll?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I think it's one of those "Real Dolls". They're basically life-sized dolls that men can fuck. But Jesus Christ dude.....a doll?! Hey, I've telling Spats that's what he needs. Hey, sometimes guys wanna play the field and feel too confined and if limited to only right hand vs. left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Anyone know about this besides me? I want one BAD. I'd pay top dollar. you must mean Nip/Tuck Kimber (Kelly Carlson), eh?! Rowwwr! ..seen here with Kimber doll. Sorry bud,.. Kelly has the only Kimber doll, and she's keeping her for herself. *Kelly Carlson Refuses To Release Love Doll (Kimber Doll)* NIP/TUCK actress KELLY CARLSON refuses to sell the love doll modelled on her which featured in an episode of the hit TV series - because she won't allow her lookalike to be violated. The sexy 29-year-old, who plays former porn star KIMBER HENRY alongside JULIAN McMAHON in the cosmetic surgery drama, prefers to keep the life-size sex toy in her lounge - and it made Carlson's cleaner think she was dead. She says, "I became very protective of that sex doll, because it looks like me and I didn't want anyone violating it. So instead of putting it on eBay, I keep her at home. "In fact, she's sitting in a chair in my living room reading a book. That certainly startles visitors! When I first brought the doll home, I forgot to tell my cleaner. When she let herself in and saw it all stiff and still, she thought I'd died. She ran out of the house crying and called the police!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 you must mean Nip/Tuck Kimber (Kelly Carlson), eh?! Rowwwr! ..seen here with Kimber doll. That's exactly right. I love that show. Never miss it. I was wondering where the actual doll went. Thanks, now I know. So are you with me? Is Carlson hot or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I would like to have Her it would be win win get her and the doll for when she has a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Dudes... *shakes head* I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Jow Swanson on Family Guy at the porn shop: 'Why do all these dolls have surprised looks on their faces?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 They're basically life-sized dolls that men can fuck. You mean like women? Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 That's exactly right. I love that show. Never miss it. I was wondering where the actual doll went. Thanks, now I know. So are you with me? Is Carlson hot or what? I actually found the girl who shit the spa with Sean in it more attractive than Kimber, but not because she shit the spa, or was 150lbs overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 You mean like women? Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina. The people not laughing at the above remark would probably like to hit you over the head with a rolled up newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 You mean like women? Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina. The people not laughing at the above remark would probably like to hit you over the head with a rolled up newspaper. Men is prison would put a condom, latex glove, or sandwich bag in a sock and roll a newspaper around it to simulate a orifice of their choice. Is that the people you are talking about? I heard from a source i shall keep secret, that salad dressing can be used for things other than salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 What I meant was that a lot of women would find that remark offensive even though it was probably an attempt at humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 What I meant was that a lot of women would find that remark offensive even though it was probably an attempt at humor. Yeah, he forgot the tits, ass and mouth. What kind of sensitive new age man is he??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanna be drummer Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 He was kidding guys, lets not get too upset over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 He was kidding guys, lets not get too upset over it We know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Yes, if he was serious he would have mentioned that some women have legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 You mean like women? Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina. Yes the life support system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 You mean like women? Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina. Dolls can't talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Dolls can't talk. In some cases that would be a plus.I dont mean anyone on the Forum but I have been married Three times and A non Talking Wife would have been a plus to me sometimes.Love you girls anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 This thread has become rather distastful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Dolls can't talk. Well if they can't talk then they can't nag either. You do realize that men really don't hear most of the spoken words from a woman don't you? It's a proven biological fact that men's hearing is evolved to 'tune women out'. ...unless of coarse certain "key words" are scattered through out the conversation. Like sex, boobs, food and big-boobs. We can't even hear phrases like, "dirty diaper" and "new curtains." Just clicks and buzzes is all we get. Don't believe me? Just ask Lakey or any of the girls here over 40. They will tell you I'm not making this shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 This thread has become rather distastful. The show is pretty distasteful itself. But i do like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Relax. We are just joking around here. And really, a thread about a sex doll is bound to get a little distasteful.... ---------- And yeah, dolls can't nag. But they can't talk dirty either.....I KNOW you men hear it when a woman does that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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