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Anyone know about this besides me? I want one BAD. I'd pay top dollar.

you must mean Nip/Tuck Kimber (Kelly Carlson), eh?!

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Rowwwr! B)

..seen here with Kimber doll.

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Sorry bud,.. Kelly has the only Kimber doll, and she's keeping her for herself.

*Kelly Carlson Refuses To Release Love Doll (Kimber Doll)*

NIP/TUCK actress KELLY CARLSON refuses to sell the love doll modelled on her which featured in an episode of the hit TV series - because she won't allow her lookalike to be violated.

The sexy 29-year-old, who plays former porn star KIMBER HENRY alongside JULIAN McMAHON in the cosmetic surgery drama, prefers to keep the life-size sex toy in her lounge - and it made Carlson's cleaner think she was dead.

She says, "I became very protective of that sex doll, because it looks like me and I didn't want anyone violating it. So instead of putting it on eBay, I keep her at home.

"In fact, she's sitting in a chair in my living room reading a book. That certainly startles visitors! When I first brought the doll home, I forgot to tell my cleaner. When she let herself in and saw it all stiff and still, she thought I'd died. She ran out of the house crying and called the police!"

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you must mean Nip/Tuck Kimber (Kelly Carlson), eh?!

nip-kellycarlson.jpg

Rowwwr! B)

..seen here with Kimber doll.

kimberdoll.jpg

That's exactly right. I love that show. Never miss it. I was wondering where the actual doll went. Thanks, now I know.

So are you with me? Is Carlson hot or what?

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That's exactly right. I love that show. Never miss it. I was wondering where the actual doll went. Thanks, now I know.

So are you with me? Is Carlson hot or what?

I actually found the girl who shit the spa with Sean in it more attractive than Kimber, but not because she shit the spa, or was 150lbs overweight.

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You mean like women?

Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina.

The people not laughing at the above remark would probably like to hit you over the head with a rolled up newspaper.

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You mean like women?

Aka: flesh and bone wrapped around a vagina.

The people not laughing at the above remark would probably like to hit you over the head with a rolled up newspaper.

Men is prison would put a condom, latex glove, or sandwich bag in a sock and roll a newspaper around it to simulate a orifice of their choice. Is that the people you are talking about? I heard from a source i shall keep secret, that salad dressing can be used for things other than salad.

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What I meant was that a lot of women would find that remark offensive even though it was probably an attempt at humor.

Yeah, he forgot the tits, ass and mouth. What kind of sensitive new age man is he???

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Dolls can't talk.

Well if they can't talk then they can't nag either.

You do realize that men really don't hear most of the spoken words from a woman don't you? It's a proven biological fact that men's hearing is evolved to 'tune women out'.

...unless of coarse certain "key words" are scattered through out the conversation. Like sex, boobs, food and big-boobs.

We can't even hear phrases like, "dirty diaper" and "new curtains."

Just clicks and buzzes is all we get.

Don't believe me? Just ask Lakey or any of the girls here over 40. They will tell you I'm not making this shit up.

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Relax. We are just joking around here. And really, a thread about a sex doll is bound to get a little distasteful....

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And yeah, dolls can't nag. But they can't talk dirty either.....I KNOW you men hear it when a woman does that!! B)

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