NO, NO, NO, NO, and NO!!!! My little doggie would never feast on my remains, how do I know? Well, she told me that's how. She will weep by my corpse, and lay across my dead husk until the Reaper comes for her as well.
Just kidding, if I passed out on the couch after one too many blunts she would likely start eating me within 10 minutes.
Who's the good doggie???? You are, YOU are 😉