JethroTull Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 This is something my buddy pulled off back in the early 80's. My buddy used to cash his weekly pay-check at his bank's drive-up teller lane. There was a cute teller who used to cash his check every week. She paid him no mind. One night, my buddy was in the local rock/disco club. Across the way, he observed the cute teller. At a certain point she started really getting into a particular song. Let's call the song Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself". She didn't notice my buddy in the club. Couple of weeks later my buddy is approaching the teller at the drive-up lane and guess what song comes on the radio - Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself". My buddy cranked the song on his radio and was boogying to it as he handed his check over to the teller. They got to talking and discovered both hang out at the same club. BINGO!! Any others out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Pretty cool, but I hope this thread doesn't take a direction into something gross or sleazy! We'll see. As long as we all behave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alinds Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Roofies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 This one never fails: "Hello. I'm new in town, can you give me some directions?". "Where to?" "Somewhere we can meet later". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 One VERY sleazy way to (not) succeed at picking up chicks: "Hey. That shirt is very becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too." The jerk who gave that one got a slap to the face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 'My face is leaving at 9, be on it'....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 One VERY sleazy way to (not) succeed at picking up chicks: "Hey. That shirt is very becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too." The jerk who gave that one got a slap to the face... My other favorite, that is quite similar to that one: "Did you wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them." What guy seriously think these will work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Can i get your coat Darling? you've pulled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Is that a ladder in your tights, or a Stairway to heaven? Well it was topical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khandie Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me to smithereens. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowder Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Go up to a girl and say, 'I bet you £10 I can touch your tits without moving any part of my body'. If she accepts, just have a damn good feel, and then give her the tenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Uhhhh...Hey baby, you wanna wrestle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 These are funny, but quite sleazy. Quite direct to say the least. Not much innuendo here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowder Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 These are funny, but quite sleazy. Quite direct to say the least. Not much innuendo here. Well SuperDave, there's no point in 'beating around the bush', is there? My dad told me that back in his university days, he and his friend used a very direct approach. They'd just go up to women in the street and ask them if they fancied some. No pre-amble, no pussy-footing, just straight in there. Apparently, about 60% of the time, they'd slap his face and storm off. But the other 40% were up for it. They even turned it into a competition, to try to bag a different girl every day for a whole year. The rules of the competition permitted the building up of 'credit', i.e. if you managed to score three in one day, you could give it a rest for the next two. He says they made it into May before giving up, on account of missing too many lectures because they ended up spending too much time visiting the STD clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Well SuperDave, there's no point in 'beating around the bush', is there? My dad told me that back in his university days, he and his friend used a very direct approach. They'd just go up to women in the street and ask them if they fancied some. No pre-amble, no pussy-footing, just straight in there. Apparently, about 60% of the time, they'd slap his face and storm off. But the other 40% were up for it. They even turned it into a competition, to try to bag a different girl every day for a whole year. The rules of the competition permitted the building up of 'credit', i.e. if you managed to score three in one day, you could give it a rest for the next two. He says they made it into May before giving up, on account of missing too many lectures because they ended up spending too much time visiting the STD clinic. Well at least you can't condemn them for their honesty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. :lol: And it worked for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: And it worked for him! George is the Man, man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Guy. "Its mind over matter" Chick. "What is?" Guy. "Well if you don't mind, it don't matter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Hey babe, you wanna ride in my Ferrari? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The old unlimited money flow seems to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Well, I can't think of any! LOL! BUT, here is a pretty dirty song from which some blokes might actually construct pick up lines! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danelectro59 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "you know what would look good on you?" "ME!" i know it's old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The old unlimited money flow seems to work. Especially with the gross Howard Stern and Verne Troyer types. You could be Quasimodo, but as long as you have a zillion dollars the bimbo's will drop into your lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrycja Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 ^ not altogether unrelated, I imagine that this has worked rather well: "Hi, I'm Robert Plant." Jimmy probably just has to walk into a place. Or vice versa, but you get the drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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