SteveAJones Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I think George Carlin said it best when he said Americans like their bullshit right up front where they can see it. He explained how Bill Clinton spelled it out for them - "Howdy folks, I'm completely full of shit and whaddaya think about that?" - and they loved Clinton for it because hey, at least he's honest. This Weiner weasel committed political suicide when he chose to repeatedly lie his ass off instead of just coming clean about doing something stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 This is the only thing I have to say on the matter and then I shan't return to this thread. HE DIDN'T EVEN GET LAID!!! Seriously, how screwed up has this country( the U.S. ) become when our huge sex-scandal of the day involves a guy who didn't even get any sex? All he got was his right hand. Oh, HE LIED you say. So what, EVERYBODY lies about their sex life. And everybody masturbates at one time or another. Or they become like Glenn Beck. Christ, along with cars, televisions and soccer, Americans can't even do sex-scandals right anymore. Here's how the quality has sunk over the years: John F. Kennedy = Marilyn Monroe Bill Clinton = Monica Lewinsky Anthony Weiner = his hand No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. For THIS we make him resign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazedcat Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Christ, along with cars, televisions and soccer, Americans can't even do sex-scandals right anymore. Here's how the quality has sunk over the years: John F. Kennedy = Marilyn Monroe Bill Clinton = Monica Lewinsky Anthony Weiner = his hand No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. For THIS we make him resign? Nice, I can't add a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bitnogoodjive Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I also love that during the press conference someone shouted out "are you more than seven inches?" That was BEAUTIFUL. That was Benjy Bronk from the Howard Stern show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 So Walter was close when he said he expected to hear Bababooey afterward. God, I love New Yorkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 This is the only thing I have to say on the matter and then I shan't return to this thread. HE DIDN'T EVEN GET LAID!!! Seriously, how screwed up has this country( the U.S. ) become when our huge sex-scandal of the day involves a guy who didn't even get any sex? All he got was his right hand. Oh, HE LIED you say. So what, EVERYBODY lies about their sex life. And everybody masturbates at one time or another. Or they become like Glenn Beck. Christ, along with cars, televisions and soccer, Americans can't even do sex-scandals right anymore. Here's how the quality has sunk over the years: John F. Kennedy = Marilyn Monroe Bill Clinton = Monica Lewinsky Anthony Weiner = his hand No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. For THIS we make him resign? Clinton's gotta be laughing his ass off! Weiner lies about sending lewd photos and racy texts... Clinton lies about streaming his seed on a White House intern in the Oval Office. Weiner peters out. Clinton comes out smelling like a Rose Garden, with a few blemished petals. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, and politics. Intoxicating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 Sounds like Weiner was texting either Streisand or Whoopi Goldberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryingbluerain Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 aka Carlos Danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 Nothing would surprise me more if he gets elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP78 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Weiner is still a lot better than the Republican in Virginia who is campaiging on banning oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Where's Lorena Bobbit when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Weiner is still a lot better than the Republican in Virginia who is campaiging on banning oral sex. How is this going to work? Are they going to install hidden cameras in every bedroom and hotel room in the state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I feel bad for the dude, I don't think this shit should matter when it comes to how he does his job, but at the same time his wife must be a horrible lay or he has love issues stemming from when he was a kid or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 Is he circumcised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 I feel bad for the dude, I don't think this shit should matter when it comes to how he does his job, but at the same time his wife must be a horrible lay or he has love issues stemming from when he was a kid or something. Cheat on your wife Chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Someone can be a great employee but a damaged human, not sure the two are connected. In fact sometimes, one can become a greater employee because it's a release from the perceived failures of ones private life. Cheat on your wife Chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 29, 2013 Author Share Posted July 29, 2013 Anthony Weiner = his hand Masturbation Nation! Chicken Chokers Of America! Monkey Spankers Of The Internet! Meat Beaters Of The East Coast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Someone can be a great employee but a damaged human, not sure the two are connected. In fact sometimes, one can become a greater employee because it's a release from the perceived failures of ones private life. I can barely concede being a great employee, but perhaps. But Mayor of a city the size of New York, that requires leadership. And someone as flawed as he is would be a miserable failure as a leader. How can he be expected to make good decisions as a leader when he can't even make good decisions in his personal life? And it's not that they're just "not good" decisions, they are catastrophically bad decisions, showing little foresight or consideration of consequences. He is a victim and slave of his own bizarre sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redirtuo Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Headline prediction: "Weiner withdrawals under stiff accusations" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstork Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Headline prediction: "Weiner withdrawals under stiff accusations" The only thing I appreciate about him is what he's done for headline writers; "Weiner withdraws...", "Weiner pulls out...", "Weiner's Poll Soft...", etc. Other than that, the fact that he was even LEADING in the polls two weeks ago says a lot about the self-loathing and uninformed nature of NY voters. Not that the other candidates are that much better. Following Giuliani and Bloomberg with this crop of candidates is like replacing Jimmy Page with Justin Timberlake on lead guitar. And as for Weiner himself, the saddest thing is at this career politician doesn't realize that the honorable thing to do, for his sake and ours, is to crawl under a rock and stay there. We're not responsible for his personal redemption. That goes for Spitzer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Speaking of wieners this one was funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_CduAk310 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 "Weiner's Poll Soft..." He'll just throw some Viagra into the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP78 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 weiner makes fun of Republican candidate by calling him old at an AARP event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Will weiner pull out now that poll has gone soft, he can finish last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pottedplant Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 No Weiner can win, that I know of, with a soft poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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