anodizingstatic Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I shall link you to this site which is infinitely ridiculous in my eyes: http://thegloaming.tripod.com/bonzo.html Now, sure, it's possible there are multiple Jones, multiple Plants....though absurd. And who knew Bonzo was still alive? Take this excerpt regarding JPJ: JOHN PAUL JONES "As all you who have watched The Song Remains The Same know, Zeppelin's bass guitarist, John Paul Jones, seems to be involved in some sort of weird fashion show---changing his clothes multiple times during various songs. The speculation is that this---in addition to the fact that his hair styles were also constantly changing from one publicity shoot to the next; not to mention the sheer magnitude of the number of musical instruments he was proficient with, and the many "hats" he wore (musician, composer, lyricist, arranger, recording engineer, etc.)---points to a plethora of JPJs---at least 4, to be exact." Another fake-site trying to mislead the general public of fans. You never know, though....life is a mystery paralleled by Led Zeppelin's inner secrets. What do YOU think about this? Feel free to share opinions, thoughts, and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DropDown Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 People will believe whatever they want; there are still those out there who insist that Paul McCartney is dead while Elvis and Jim Morrison are still alive and hiding somewhere. Mythomaniacs are a dime a dozen on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 One of the stupidest things I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 One of the stupidest things I have ever read. +1 That's a couple of wasted minutes of my life I'll never get back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 +1 That's a couple of wasted minutes of my life I'll never get back! Indeed. I sure wish there were three of me......one to cut the grass and the other so I don't have to get up at 5:00 AM to go to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Dirigible Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Finally, someone sees through their web of lies! LIES AND HALF TRUTHS! This has to be a joke. It's too ridiculous not to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyPhantom Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 i feel dumber for reading it. in fact, i am just going to walk into the ocean and hope that a near drowning will be enough to wash away the absolute stain that was left by that "theory." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anodizingstatic Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 +1 That's a couple of wasted minutes of my life I'll never get back! i feel dumber for reading it. in fact, i am just going to walk into the ocean and hope that a near drowning will be enough to wash away the absolute stain that was left by that "theory." One of the stupidest things I have ever read. Yeah, the guy seems focused on some omnidirectional persuasive rubbish - provides absolutely NO sources except his own nonsense. O.o He quotes himself as if he is quoting a LZ associate....really?! I like to think of it as a joke, like the author can't even take himself seriously. It's so outrageous (I will admit) it ISN'T time wasted -- just reading how the guy thinks is quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzepfilm Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I've seen very similar Beatles related "conspiracies." I can't believe they think there were multiple Johns, Pauls, Ringos, Georges... even Pete Best has his share of "doubles." What's even worse is that they try to visually point it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anodizingstatic Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 I've seen very similar Beatles related "conspiracies." I can't believe they think there were multiple Johns, Pauls, Ringos, Georges... even Pete Best has his share of "doubles." What's even worse is that they try to visually point it out. Hey man! Visually point them out, wow. Conspirators can be really funny. I mean to say there are a "plethora of JPJ's" and then say "at least 4 to be exact" is just blown way out of proportion. Even in the 70s things like that wouldn't just fly by without any notice whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzoso Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 That shit was funny. Edited to add: Why would the real John Paul Jones, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page want to leave such a Successful Rock and Roll Band after a couple of years? Only to be "re-placed" by their brothers and/or look a likes. The amount of Money the "Real" Led Zeppelin was earning back then would dissuade any of Them from leaving. (Not to mention the amount of Women/Groupies/Sex, Drugs and Accolades that They were given). By the way, I once read that John Bonham actually died from a Cocaine/Heroin Speedball in the back of a car. This is the Early and Real LED ZEPPELIN: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magerogue Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 When I got to the Coverdale bit I assumed this was meant as an actual joke, not a "theory". But it's still pretty retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Gosh. I never would have thought? Answers a plethora of questions I'd always had. Plant did change over the years and the Dread Zeppelin thing. This guys right on it. Right on the money. ".......... what was that pet? Yeah OK I'll roll another one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronYrAur5231 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 One of the stupidest things I have ever read. Well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crizman Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I cant believe I just read that crap! It reads as if a teenage kid had written it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juxtiphi Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 It was written by someone who wants to make Zeppelin fans crazy. allowing that crap to give you fits is exactly what the writer is hoping for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huw Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Today's show is brought to you by the word "humour", as in: you guys really need to learn to spot a joke when you see one. It's not as funny as the author clearly thinks it is, but that's clearly a spoof, like the stuff in The Onion. Made me laugh, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlJones Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Today's show is brought to you by the word "humour", as in: you guys really need to learn to spot a joke when you see one. It's not as funny as the author clearly thinks it is, but that's clearly a spoof, like the stuff in The Onion. Made me laugh, though! Parody, nothing more. Lighten up folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyPhantom Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 i think it would be better accepted as a humorous article if it wasn't so over the top. I mean there is "out there" humor but this is just so absurd, I have heard better ramblings from a wino at a burger king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDog71 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 This would normally never actually be a thing, but that's the internet for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anodizingstatic Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 Let me ask you: How many Zep comedians can you name off the top of your head? .... exactly. This guy's the only one. That's precisely why we take it seriously at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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