JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 (edited) they are stupid but this is seriously what my friends and i think. Preamble: We the teenagers of this group, in order to form a more perfect understanding, establish listening, insure songs limits, provide a common defense, promote classic tunes, and secure the blessings brought by each song to ourselves, do ordain and establish these Articles of the Greats. Article 1: Sec. 1 - Stairway to Heaven To be enacted by the by this group, then wherever a person is, if he hears this song, he must then listen to it; five rules established will be as followed: if he fast-forward’s though “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $2, for if he stops “Stairway to Heaven” it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $5, for if by any means, plays another song during “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and will be charged a fine not exceeding $10. If he chooses to rewind, may he do so without punishment, if for any means pauses “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $1. Sec. 2 To be further enacted, if he decides to curse, put down, swear, etc. about “Stairway to Heaven” in any means, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $20. If he so chooses to talk down Led Zeppelin, he shall pay a fine not exceeding $4. haha. we havent finished it yet. (its a rip off of the Alien and Sedation acts of 1796 enacted by Pres. John Adams.) Edited November 23, 2007 by JimmyPageZoSo56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovejimmypage Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Yes, indeed! But you have to add Kashmir, otherwise it's not valid! My mom needs to be charged about $8 for saying Zeppelin sucks twice! OFF WITH HER HEAD! hahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 (edited) ahahaha! kick ass! alivia, you're only on this site cuz i made you register. hehe Edited November 23, 2007 by JimmyPageZoSo56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheLedOut Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I don't know whether to be horrified by this or support it. Funny either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 why would you be offended? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheLedOut Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 why would you be offended? :lol: The idea of charging people for not conforming to your guidelines seems a bit too militant for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 The idea of charging people for not conforming to your guidelines seems a bit too militant for me. At least gulags weren't mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Believe it or not;there is such a thing as a person who doesn't like "Stairway". Imagine that....... Oh;the horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Believe it or not;there is such a thing as a person who doesn't like "Stairway". Imagine that....... Oh;the horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSo88 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 LOL! That cracked me up. In all seriousness, these rules are far too soft, and i'll follow them. I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. Zep fans who bash it are doing it sometimes in some sort of attempt to look more musically advanced, just makes them look silly to me. For me, something that powerful never gets old, you dont want to wear it out to much..but for god sakes its Stairway to heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheLedOut Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. Yeah, it would be very shallow and closed minded to NOT like Stairway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, it would be very shallow and closed minded to NOT like Stairway... Yeah;and if you absolutely loooove it,you must be a perfect human being,in every possible way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel With A Broken Wing Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 they are stupid but this is seriously what my friends and i think. Preamble: We the teenagers of this group, in order to form a more perfect understanding, establish listening, insure songs limits, provide a common defense, promote classic tunes, and secure the blessings brought by each song to ourselves, do ordain and establish these Articles of the Greats. Article 1: Sec. 1 - Stairway to Heaven To be enacted by the by this group, then wherever a person is, if he hears this song, he must then listen to it; five rules established will be as followed: if he fast-forward’s though “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $2, for if he stops “Stairway to Heaven” it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $5, for if by any means, plays another song during “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and will be charged a fine not exceeding $10. If he chooses to rewind, may he do so without punishment, if for any means pauses “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $1. Sec. 2 To be further enacted, if he decides to curse, put down, swear, etc. about “Stairway to Heaven” in any means, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $20. If he so chooses to talk down Led Zeppelin, he shall pay a fine not exceeding $4. haha. we havent finished it yet. (its a rip off of the Alien and Sedation acts of 1796 enacted by Pres. John Adams.) That's funny! I like young people who think like you. It reminds me of my teenage days when I imposed the 11th Commandment upon friends and family: --Thou shalt not switch the radio channel whilst a song by Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, or The Moody Blues is playing. So far I haven't sinned......and have even added a few more musicians to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. This right here? Pure bullcrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheLedOut Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Yeah;and if you absolutely loooove it,you must be a perfect human being,in every possible way. Apparently that's the take home message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. This is a contradiction in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheLedOut Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 This is a contradiction in itself. I'm guessing he/she doesn't understand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazedcat Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Of course teenagers today can do what we did 35 plus years ago (shudder) when Stairway was first released............ .......of course, this being the modern world I can't exactly SAY what we used to do, but think about it for a couple of minutes and it might come to you......... Regards; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 (edited) ok guys lets just chill. this thread is just meant to talk about STH and yes, i do understand that people dont like it. they dont have to like it, its just meant to be a joke.hahaha if you wanna bash someone, send them a message. just thought i'd mention it. Edited November 24, 2007 by JimmyPageZoSo56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Me and my brother have general rules about playing any Zeppelin. You must not skip a track while it is in play. Once a track begins to play you have to hear it through. Trust me, someone once skipped a track and my brother went ape!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leandar Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 ...To be further enacted, if he decides to curse, put down, swear, etc. about "Stairway to Heaven" in any means, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $20. If he so chooses to talk down Led Zeppelin, he shall pay a fine not exceeding $4. haha. we havent finished it yet. (its a rip off of the Alien and Sedation acts of 1796 enacted by Pres. John Adams.) What if some goof decides to play it backwards to see if the speech reversals are really there? How much shall they be fined? Hmm? Hmm? HMM?! lol Believe it or not;there is such a thing as a person who doesn't like "Stairway". Imagine that....... Oh;the horror. Yeah, his name is Robert Plant. ...I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow... Yeah, it would be very shallow and closed minded to NOT like Stairway... If you ever see Robert Plant, be sure and mention how you think he's shallow and closed minded and such because he doesn't care for the song anymore, ok? This is really a bad generalization, I think. ...It reminds me of my teenage days when I imposed the 11th Commandment upon friends and family: --Thou shalt not switch the radio channel whilst a song by Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, or The Moody Blues is playing... When I worked at Sonic, we had the muzak switched to classic rock from time to time and anytime Led Zeppelin came on, me and this other guy I knew, would loudly announce how Sonic was now closed and no orders could be took until the song was over. But only for Zeppelin, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Not to sound ignorant, but has anyone met someone who doesn't like Stairway to Heaven? Does seeing them in the mirror count as "meeting"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Soul Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 LOL! That cracked me up. In all seriousness, these rules are far too soft, and i'll follow them. I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. Zep fans who bash it are doing it sometimes in some sort of attempt to look more musically advanced, just makes them look silly to me. For me, something that powerful never gets old, you dont want to wear it out to much..but for god sakes its Stairway to heaven! Exactly. I love those guidelines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 (edited) Not to sound ignorant, but has anyone met someone who doesn't like Stairway to Heaven? Yes. My friend Jenny, who's probably a bigger Zep fan than me, calls STH a "festering pile of cat sick". Edited November 24, 2007 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 LOL! That cracked me up. In all seriousness, these rules are far too soft, and i'll follow them. I just don't trust anyone who doesnt like Stairway, means their mind is musically shallow. Zep fans who bash it are doing it sometimes in some sort of attempt to look more musically advanced, just makes them look silly to me. For me, something that powerful never gets old, you dont want to wear it out to much..but for god sakes its Stairway to heaven! You just might have the most serious case of Fanboyitis I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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