lzfan715 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 You can always look at it. Or hold it and pet it until it falls asleep. I used to do that with my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 One really odd problem with this puppy is that play time seems to get it more in a mischief mode. It just suddenly stops playing ball, bolts for the other side of the yard, and starts gobbling down rocks, grass, plants, dead stuff... I don't want to confine or discipline it excessively, but usually a good play time should lead to it settling down afterward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Pedigree puppy = $1300 Pet supplies for less than 2 months = $300 Indoor pen = $150 Outdoor run = $200 Higher fence for yard = $6600 Vet visits = $600 Surgery to remove rocks from puppy's stomach = $1900 Number of times I've had sex since our new arrival = ONCE That about covers it! Unconditional and boundless puppy love ... PRICELESS! For everything else, there's Master Card! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Unconditional and boundless puppy love ... PRICELESS! For everything else, there's Master Card! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Yeah, being greeted when I get home from work with hystercial circles and kisses is worth every penny of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~tangerine~ Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I was really hoping some stress would be relieved with getting this dog. But, well, look at the numbers - especially the last ONE. That's only supposed to happen after a new baby arrives, not a puppy, lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 P/K threads. How many more times can this be hashed out. They're sounding awfully childish at this point and not a positive thing to be gained anyway's. "It's Roberts fault" no "It's Jimmy's fault"..... give it up, we all know that it's Canada's fault...jeez already Ditto, it's even more boring than Spats love life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Regretting a decision... story of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Roxie, I hope whatever happened gets better for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Having to clean the floors boy I need to get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 That's only supposed to happen after a new baby arrives, not a puppy, lol... Exactly! I even tried putting on a leash and collar, and still got ignored... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Having to clean the floors Hey if You get one of those that will load the Dishwasher let Me know also take out the trash and mow the lawn and if it will well forget it. boy I need to get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) This shit: Waterboarding an attraction at NY amusement park "Waterboard Thrill Ride" beckons a sign along with cartoon character "SpongeBob SquarePants" who appears tied down and exclaiming: "It don't Gitmo better!" You want to teach people the horrors of torture, that's good. Not at an amusement park, you dumb fucks. Edited August 7, 2008 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Having to clean the floors boy I need to get out Do those things really work? How are they with pet fur (we have a lab and this time of year is the pits for labs and shedding)? Honestly I think I would be slightly creeped out to see one roaming the floors... I've been thinking about a Floor Mate, though. http://www.mysimon.com/9015-10990_8-24127669.html Edited August 7, 2008 by Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My pet peeve today... bug bites and spider bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My pet peeve today... bug bites and spider bites. So you don't consider a spider a bug? I suppose thats politically correct and all, but does anyone even know what makes a bug a bug and an insect an insect? What the piss is a spider? Arachnid? Is anything else an arachnid, or just spiders? The god-damn snozz-berries taste like snozz-berries if you ask me. But if I must specify, I suppose I can't stand arachnid bites, but don't so much mind those of bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) Creepers. Allow me to explain: These are the fuckheads who stop at an intersection in traffic,and leave way too much space between them and the vehicle in front of them.They'll then proceed to spend the entire light-cycle inching up bit by bit,as though that will make the light change faster.IT DOESN'T!!!STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT THAT PROVES THAT DARWIN WAS RIGHT!!! Why does this bother me so,you ask? Simple:My car is a 5spd.;so whenever these fucktards do this shit,I have to do the same,which is annoying,to say the least,especially on a hill.I also hate when the dickdouche behind me is basically right on my bumper because they're in such a hurry. Let's see what happens when I roll back into them;and they find out the hard way that it's not my fault,and I get paaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiid....... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! :yay: :yay: This might be the baddest, most assed thing on this board. I love you, fellow manual transmission owner. Edited: because I accidentally posted my shit inside the quote. Edited August 8, 2008 by docron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Tommy's Pet Peeve #6 The Mahavishnu Orchestra. Why, for the sake of Pete, whomever this fellow may is, did these excellent progressive jazz players not officially release their 1972 concert @ BBC? Someone please tell me. I'm so full of angst... So full. P.S. Triple posting because of recent failed attempts to steal internet from the neighbors. Stupid brick walls. I might never get the chance to post all 10,172 of my pet peeves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Do those things really work? How are they with pet fur (we have a lab and this time of year is the pits for labs and shedding)? Honestly I think I would be slightly creeped out to see one roaming the floors... I've been thinking about a Floor Mate, though. http://www.mysimon.com/9015-10990_8-24127669.html Yes! and Great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Is anything else an arachnid, or just spiders? I think crabs are also arachnids, but only because of the 8 leg similarity. Given all the other extreme differences between spiders and crabs, I'd say someone fucked up - categorizing these critters together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Tommy's Pet Peeve #982 People that breath out their nose even though its obvious that they have boogers in there that are creating an annoying whistling noise with each breath. Jesus fuck, quit this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Tommy's Pet Peeve #982 People that breath out their nose even though its obvious that they have boogers in there that are creating an annoying whistling noise with each breath. Jesus fuck, quit this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 People who can appreciete what they have, and people who think they know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So you don't consider a spider a bug? I suppose thats politically correct and all, but does anyone even know what makes a bug a bug and an insect an insect? What the piss is a spider? Arachnid? Is anything else an arachnid, or just spiders? The god-damn snozz-berries taste like snozz-berries if you ask me. But if I must specify, I suppose I can't stand arachnid bites, but don't so much mind those of bugs. Nope, I don't consider them the same. I think of 'bugs' as insects, which are 6 legged and spiders are indeed arachnids. (I think technically that a 'bug' is a subset of insects, like beetles are, but I'm not sure and I don't care enough to check). IIRC, ticks and scorpions are also arachnids. I absolutely despise ticks and I'm not real fond of scorpions either. One reason I don't like various insect bites are because I tend to react badly to them. I was seriously allergic to bees, wasps, etc. and took allergy shots for many years for them. I still get bad symptoms with other insects... mosquitoes, ants, etc. ~~~~~~~~~ Pet peeve for today: People posting outrageous crap that results in a thread getting deleted and thereby lowering my post count! (actually, I don't really care but it makes a good story). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorer714 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Pet peeve for today: People posting outrageous crap that results in a thread getting deleted and thereby lowering my post count! (actually, I don't really care but it makes a good story). Yeah,I'm glad that I missed THAT excitement I'd hate to have my post count lowered over outrageous crap..... Then again,it might have happened on some previous occasions and I never noticed I'm with you Lakey It almost reminds me of Southpark: They killed Kenny! You bastards!!!!!!! My pet peeve for the day is: Robert bashing or especially when,"You kiss me once or twice and say 'it's very nice' and then you run"...... I hate when that happens........................really I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longdistancewinner Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Intolerance, especially on this forum. People who feel the need to just jump down someone's throat because they simply disagree, or (shock horror) make a mistake (I can think of several people on here, alone). You don't have to agree, you don't have to like them, you just have to tolerate them. Really. You won't seem like such a bar steward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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