The Dark Tower Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 My gush! There's nothing like getting hosed. :hysterical: Hose a fire lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Tower Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I guess it's kinda like if a party clown got you to smell the trick flower on their lapel and caught you with a good blast, you wouldn't fall for that one again! Puts new meanings to the term "piss on this," eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 You open new vistas in my mind. I may become a nurse, even. ("But honey, it's just my job. I'm a medical professional!") Be prepared for dehydration and the shakes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 youporn does the job efficiently for me dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I was repairing a truck today and found one of the steering knuckles so worn that the castle nut had started boring through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Be prepared for dehydration and the shakes..... That just made me think of some really sick special new events for the next summer olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 youporn does the job efficiently for me dudes. I'm a XTube hero, but i do wonder into youporn once in a blue moon. By the way Where's Mandy. She popped in with her joke about candy, than she disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralds Game Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 That's definately better then shoving your face down there. But I think the ideal situation is for them to do it themselves. I saw a girl at the circus who could do that. They say she was fun at parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunChild Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Be prepared for dehydration and the shakes..... In me, or the patients...? I saw a girl at the circus who could do that. They say she was fun at parties. ROFL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralds Game Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Well anyways what happened here did all the men die or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 They are lurking in the women's thread, trying to get a clue about women. I already gave up on that and just prefer to remain clueless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralds Game Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 They are lurking in the women's thread, trying to get a clue about women. I already gave up on that and just prefer to remain clueless. I'm with you on that one. Once you start acting anything other than the typical guy your asking for problems. Girls need a place to gather and talk about guys. If you don't believe me try to get into a ladies room at a popular nightclub. Girls have as much right to gather as we do huh? You can't figure women out... Here's to you Fender I am guessing that's a Strat or a Telo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Here, let Mr. T explain to you all what a real man is all about... Mr. T is a real man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I'm with you on that one. Once you start acting anything other than the typical guy your asking for problems. Girls need a place to gather and talk about guys. If you don't believe me try to get into a ladies room at a popular nightclub. Girls have as much right to gather as we do huh? You can't figure women out... Here's to you Fender I am guessing that's a Strat or a Telo? Well, you gotta love women. I do. It would be pretty mundane without them. As far as the Fender thing, most of my favorite players play Fender Stratocasters or Telecasters---so here I am on a Zeppelin thread where eveyone likes the Gibson into a Marshall type of sound! I have both a Strat and a tele and play them through a Fender Princeton Stereo Chorus Amp or a Fender '93 Blues Deluxe re-issue amp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Here, let Mr. T explain to you all what a real man is all about... Mr. T is a real man He played a great bad guy in that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I was real boxing was like Rocky movie boxing, just swinging and landing huge punches one after another, no attempts to cover up, round after round of dudes landing devastating haymakers on each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 They are lurking in the women's thread, trying to get a clue about women. I already gave up on that and just prefer to remain clueless. Clueless about what? They like to talk about shoes. For whatever reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Well, you gotta love women. I do. It would be pretty mundane without them. As far as the Fender thing, most of my favorite players play Fender Stratocasters or Telecasters---so here I am on a Zeppelin thread where eveyone likes the Gibson into a Marshall type of sound! I have both a Strat and a tele and play them through a Fender Princeton Stereo Chorus Amp or a Fender '93 Blues Deluxe re-issue amp. I love some stuff about women. Other stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i wish they start talikng about Bra's and underware over there. They like to show pics of thier shoes, so maybe we get a pic of boobs and ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i wish they start talikng about Bra's and underware over there. They like to show pics of thier shoes, so maybe we get a pic of boobs and ass. Yeah, so a bunch of pervs can get spank material? Get real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Yeah, so a bunch of pervs can get spank material? Get real. You have a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i wish they start talikng about Bra's and underware over there. They like to show pics of thier shoes, so maybe we get a pic of boobs and ass. I don't need to see boobs and ass there. Just something other than shoes and dresses. I was letdown when looking in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Clueless about what? They like to talk about shoes. For whatever reason Well, my wife has her good points and I already know I am not perfect. But have you ever tried going shopping with a woman for clothes or shoes? If you haven't, I have a solid piece of advice: Don't do it. It is a major test of endurance, and if she changes her mind about her clothes later on she'll blame you for causing the problem. Just don't go shopping with her and when she brings something back home, and believe me, she will always bring something back home, tell her those clothes look just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Well, my wife has her good points and I already know I am not perfect. But have you ever tried going shopping with a woman for clothes or shoes? If you haven't, I have a solid piece of advice: Don't do it. It is a major test of endurance, and if she changes her mind about her clothes later on she'll blame you for causing the problem. Just don't go shopping with her and when she brings something back home, and believe me, she will always bring something back home, tell her those clothes look just great. Dude, i have never and would never, ever, go shopping with a woman for clothes, or shoes, etc,. I have heard enough horror stories. You should not have gone. And i sure as hell wouldn't tell her that her clothes look great if they didn't. What if i am out with her in clothes that look terrible? That reflects on me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Dude, i have never and would never, ever, go shopping with a woman for clothes, or shoes, etc,. I have heard enough horror stories. You should not have gone. And i sure as hell wouldn't tell her that her clothes look great if they didn't. What if i am out with her in clothes that look terrible? That reflects on me as well. You need to be really careful about that---it could end up being really hurtful. Remember, they spend a lot more time dealing with their appearance than most guys would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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