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FuzzyMerkin

Worst Joke Ever

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To fit the mood - some jokes that are guaranteed not to make you laugh. :rolleyes:

Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

a penguin rolling down a hill

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other

'Can you drive this thing?'

Two cows in a field. One says to the other,"Here, what do you think of this mad cow disease?"

The other replies

,"Why you asking me, I'm a rabbit"

What's red and stands in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge!

Why do cows have bells?

Cause their horns don't work

There was ten cats in a basket.

One jumped out.

How many where left?

None. They are all copy cats.

What do you call a woman that can wash up, cook and vacuum the stairs at the same time?

A swiss army wife

Your turn. :)

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guy walks into a bar with a pile of dog shit in his hands and sais:

"hey guys, look what i almost stepped in !"

:hysterical: :hysterical:

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Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says to them

"Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

Q. What's pink and fluffy ?

A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy?

A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.

What's invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbits' farts.

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I actually thought that was funny.

My brother likes to tell jokes, and usually thy're dumb and funny. So when he tells one I'll post it.

Edited: Wait he's here now.

Why don't you take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

It might Picachu. (Peek-at-you.)

Edited by lzfan715

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I actually thought that was funny.

My brother likes to tell jokes, and usually thy're dumb and funny. So when he tells one I'll post it.

Edited: Wait he's here now.

Why don't you take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

It might Picachu. (Peek-at-you.)

We might have a winner - that one's truly terrible! :lol:

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A horse walks into a bar.

The barman looks up and says "Why the long face?"

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We might have a winner - that one's truly terrible! :lol:

He thinks that is the funniest joke ever. It's his age, most elementary school kids would think it's funny.

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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "knock knock"?

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Here's one I thought was great when I was in kindergarden:

Why did six run away from seven?

Because seven ate nine!!

:ph34r::ph34r:

(remember this is supposed to be for the WORST joke.)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please, please don't throw sticks and stones!!

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What's the difference between parsley and pussy?

Spats WILL eat parsley.

Harsh, dude. Harsh.

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But how true.

The laughter woke up my bro.

And some joke, to stay ontopic

Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"

Client: "I`m lookin` for a gun."

Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin` for?"

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about

right."

Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"

Client: "It`s for shootin` at cans."

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for

shooting at cans."

Client: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"

Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans "

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Here's a terrible joke.

What's that thing between your grandamothers boobs?

Her vagina....

*dodges bullets*

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Guy hears a knock at the door, opens it and no one's there. He looks down and sees a snail, picks it up and throws it in the yard. 3 years later there's another knock at the door. He opens it and no one's there. He looks down and sees a snail again. They snail says, "That was rude!"

groan.....I know. My friend's little kid told that one. I have no idea how the snail knocked, so don't ask!

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This one works best when spoken, but anyway:

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting Cow wh-

MOO-OO-OO!

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Here's a terrible joke.

What's that thing between your grandamothers boobs?

Her vagina....

*dodges bullets*

:D

Now that was funny

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