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ALL wizards are gay. I mean, they have all that magic power - but they never use it to make women's clothes fly off???

:lol::hysterical::thumbsup::lol::hysterical:

I don't think they've made Wizard porn, yet. Besides... think about how old these guys are? Who likes reading about the creepy, horny grandpa?

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:)

Jimmy as Dumbledore

JPJ as Lupin

Bonzo as Sirius Black

Robert as, hmm, Gilderoy Lockhart?

:lol:

I always saw them as the Marauders.

Jimmy as James Potter (same initials as well)

JPJ as Remus Lupin

Robert as Sirius Black

and sadly, though in my 'version' it's Bonzo, Bonzo as...Peter Pettigrew (sans the traitor bit).

<_< Hmm, might need to rethink it, me thinks.

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I always saw them as the Marauders.

Jimmy as James Potter (same initials as well)

JPJ as Remus Lupin

Robert as Sirius Black

and sadly, though in my 'version' it's Bonzo, Bonzo as...Peter Pettigrew (sans the traitor bit).

<_< Hmm, might need to rethink it, me thinks.

Me too; I think your Robert as Sirius is definitely better! :)

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New confession:

The idea of Anal makes me nauseous. I would never do that with a girl. And it's why I could never be gay.

A second one:

I have considered the idea of a religion based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth, using the Silmarillion as its Bible. It would be somewhat like Judaism, as there is no Messiah. The Silmarillion would be like the Torah, with the other books being the Prophets and such, and then some being myths. Worship would take place centering around dance and song. But it would be different from all religions because while there is one god, Illuvatar, there are many semi-gods, the Ainu (Valar). And every sect would have its own language taken from the stories.

Of course, I know Middle-Earth is a figment of Tolkien's awe-inspiring, otherworldy, brilliant imagination, but then, there are people who worship The Force (from Star Wars).

I do believe that Tolkien's story has the ability to inspire a religion, in this way: Let's say, a few thousand years from now, there is an apocalypse. Fortunately, some humans do survive, but very, very few (I mean, like, maybe less then a thousand). After some few hundred years of slowly starting over, the human race has forgotten most of the pre-apocalyptic past, including all religions. One day, a book is found. That book? The Silmarillion. Soon after, The Lost Tales and The Unfinished Tales are discovered, followed, eventually, by The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Of course, anything surviving of J.R.R.T.'s original manuscripts are also found. Using this, with the Silmarillion in the center, a brand new religion is created.

Yes, it's quite possible.

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New confession:

The idea of Anal makes me nauseous. I would never do that with a girl. And it's why I could never be gay.

I'm sure there are some gay people who don't do this - so you don't necessarily have to cross this option off your list!?!?!?

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I'm sure there are some gay people who don't do this - so you don't necessarily have to cross this option off your list!?!?!?

I'm sure this is true, but the fact is I'm attracted to women, and while I can admit when a guy is good-looking (usually out of jealousy, because he has more women on his arm then I do :D), and while I am also comfortable enough with myself to use a locker-room shower if necessary (and I have), I'm just not attracted to guys in any way, shape, or form.

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I'm sure this is true, but the fact is I'm attracted to women, and while I can admit when a guy is good-looking (usually out of jealousy, because he has more women on his arm then I do :D), and while I am also comfortable enough with myself to use a locker-room shower if necessary (and I have), I'm just not attracted to guys in any way, shape, or form.

Me neither, but I wouldn't count out anything with a woman.

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I'm kinda hoping I don't end up with a woman who likes anal, 'cause that would suck, especially if I really want her.

There's always suprises, as a relationship grows. I read of a guy who married what he thought was a woman, but it turned out to be another guy. You really need to explore and check out all the parts, early on - to make sure this doesn't happen to you!!!

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I agree, the bratz dolls dress horrid. I'd never dress my daughter like that. (I don't have a kid, it's a little early in life for that) Barbie is a good role model is a lot of ways. Ijust think that some girls get the idea that's what they need to look like. So it's important to teach them otherwise.

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