LadyRaven Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 We had this thread on the old board, it's time to bring it back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 My grandmother told me "A secret is no longer a secret when 2 people know about it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I slept with Leslie when you were fighting. It was the summer you decided to be free of all rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 You slept with my MOM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Stay calm Mandy. Go buy some shoes, and all will be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i'm addicted to bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i'm addicted to bagels. I like the bagels from Great American Bagels. They're the best kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I do not have the worlds biggest penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncing~ship Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 my penis reaches my belly button......Standing up to lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Every dude wants a bigger dick. I blame the media for that. Too many women's magazines and other stuff. Bottom line is that women are built for men. So whatever you have, if designed to fit a women. if the average is 5 inches or whatever, the average women is built to take 5 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Every dude wants a bigger dick. I blame the media for that. Too many women's magazines and other stuff. Bottom line is that women are built for men. So whatever you have, if designed to fit a women. if the average is 5 inches or whatever, the average women is built to take 5 inches. Actually, I think the blame lies more with men's need to compete with each other.... Most women I know in real life don't really care as long as it's not so big that sex is painful, or so small you can't feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I farted.... Or should that be in the "flatulence" thread??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I ate a TON of ice cream today. Candy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Actually, I think the blame lies more with men's need to compete with each other.... Most women I know in real life don't really care as long as it's not so big that sex is painful, or so small you can't feel it. yup, you nailed that one... on the head... so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Or are they saying it to be nice.............cause ya never know? haha But, the problem is that younger women of today are being brainwashed through the media to think that bigger is better, and they need bigger, when they really don't know what they want, or what they need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 No. They ARE NOT saying it to be nice. I "met" a man who was crazy large once...not fun. Not fun at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Actually, I think the blame lies more with men's need to compete with each other.... Most women I know in real life don't really care as long as it's not so big that sex is painful, or so small you can't feel it. I wear size 13 shoes. My hands are also large. Whenever the subject of my hand and foot size come up I've noticed some woman with a slight smile come across their face. I know what they are thinking, but have never set the record straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunChild Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 No. They ARE NOT saying it to be nice. I "met" a man who was crazy large once...not fun. Not fun at all. I remember reading some porn star lady saying that having sex with John Holmes was like having sex with a loofah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Gross. Having sex with most of those porn stars would not be fun. Most of the men porn starts are just icky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Gross. Having sex with most of those porn stars would not be fun. Most of the men porn starts are just icky. That reminds me of an incident my sister told me about a few years ago. Every once in a while her husband would rent an xxx movie. Sometimes she would watch parts of the movies with him and she always hated how so many of the guys were so "skaggy and icky", to use her words. So she thought to herself, "If he is going to watch those things, I might as well enjoy it too. I'll get him one with some guys on it that are not so skaggy." So she picked one up for her husband that she verified from the picture would have some "cute guys" in the movie. She put the VHS movie in for him and started it up and left the room to "surprise" him. From the other room she heard him say "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!! Iccccckkkkkkkk!!! YUkkkkkkkkk!..........What on earth did you put in?" It turned out the movie was nothing but well hung gay guys explicitly getting it on. Since their interests are exclusively hetrosexual he was grossed out and my sister felt like a dork!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Gross. Having sex with most of those porn stars would not be fun. Most of the men porn starts are just icky. In my (admittedly very limited) experience, so are the bridal shower variety of male strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I am your baby's daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 No. They ARE NOT saying it to be nice. I "met" a man who was crazy large once...not fun. Not fun at all. This is very true.... I also "met" a man who was very, very large, and honestly it wasn't fun, it was horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I dig fresh asparagus.Been eating the hell out of it. Makes my pee smell funky. Carry on with the Ron Jeremy /big penis thing. Certainly more interesting than asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Every dude wants a bigger dick. I blame the media for that. Too many women's magazines and other stuff. Bottom line is that women are built for men. So whatever you have, if designed to fit a women. if the average is 5 inches or whatever, the average women is built to take 5 inches. Not always great for the guy either. I once fell asleep nude and musta rolled on the package and cut off circulation only to awake with no feelings there, scary shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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