Dzldoc Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That's not a good enough reason to get married and have kids. Hell, who knows if i am going to live to be that old. That is the reasoning of an 18 yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, sex in the morning is not kinky but it's not exactly that pleasant to think about either. First of all there is morning breath. Then add on the fact that not even a smoking hot looking woman is going to look that great first thing in the morning. Does anyone look good first thing in the morning? I sure as hell don't. I look like a train wreck first thing in the morning. Only one of my girlfriends ever wanted to have sex with me first thing in the morning. And i had to say no. You were not specific aboout what "duties" you meant. I thought you meant sterotypical manly duties. A indpendant woman wouldn't pigeon hole men into certain "duties". Oh my gawd Spats....i'm banging me head on my desk dude! Morning breath, and not looking hot in the morning? If she wants you in the morning, you better just flip her over and do your duty young man! If that is considered "pideon holed" then so be it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I would think there would be worse things to be "pigeon holed" by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Spray some Binaca in my face and lets do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Helena Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Who, Spats,or the contributors of this thread that have increased it to 28 fucking pages? Myself included... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That is the reasoning of an 18 yo No it isn't. A person should not do things now to plan for when they are 70. That is so far in the future and i have no idea if i am going to live to be that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh my gawd Spats....i'm banging me head on my desk dude! Morning breath, and not looking hot in the morning? If she wants you in the morning, you better just flip her over and do your duty young man! If that is considered "pideon holed" then so be it! I would question the sanity of a woman who would want to get it on with me first thing in the morning with the way i usually look first thing in the morning. Crusty stuff in my eyes. My hair all over the place and so on, stinky breath. That would be ugly sacktime. When I wake up i am in no mood for playtime. I either want to take a dump, take a shower, brush my teeth or eat. or just go back to sleep. And i am not going to do it just to make her happy. I have to be in the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 So why can't you go take a quick dump, have a quick shower, brush your teeth, go back to bed, start messing around, flip her over, pull out the nightstand drawer, grab a granola bar, open it, and eat it WHILE your making her happy? Hell, replace one nightstand with a small bar fridge. if you're 1/2 talented, you can make a pastrami on rye without loosing a beat and if you're still tired you always have the dill pickle for a backup! A toaster oven on the opposite night stand and its "toaster strudle".....you can do other things with the packet of icing of you feel like sharing! My gawd man...good morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Who, Spats,or the contributors of this thread that have increased it to 28 fucking pages? Myself included... All of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "ALL TOGETHER NOW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "ALL TOGETHER NOW" Where can i find the dancing banana emoticon and the chicken one?? And is there a emoticon that throws up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Spats, I like ya and I think I've done a pretty good job of staying out of this thread but there's one thing that none of us can or should hide from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'Days Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I would question the sanity of a woman who would want to get it on with me first thing in the morning with the way i usually look first thing in the morning. Crusty stuff in my eyes. My hair all over the place and so on, stinky breath. That would be ugly sacktime. When I wake up i am in no mood for playtime. I either want to take a dump, take a shower, brush my teeth or eat. or just go back to sleep. And i am not going to do it just to make her happy. I have to be in the mood. You sound like a little bitch! There's nothing better than some lovin' in the mornin' especially if she initiates it by singing into the purple microphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 On top of all your other requirements now you add: If intiating sex must be freshly showered, brushed teeth, blown dry hair, makeup minimally but freshly applied, smelling of fresh flowers and wearing something suitably sexy to seduce me to the list?! Hang it up Spats...you are too high maintanance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 On top of all your other requirements now you add: If intiating sex must be freshly showered, brushed teeth, blown dry hair, makeup minimally but freshly applied, smelling of fresh flowers and wearing something suitably sexy to seduce me to the list?! Hang it up Spats...you are too high maintanance So you make out with your boyfriend if even if he has morning breath or roll around with him even if he has B.O?? That does not matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You sound like a little bitch! There's nothing better than some lovin' in the mornin' especially if she initiates it by singing into the purple microphone. In the morning i usually feel and look like crap. I am not going to be able to enjoy sex in that condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So why can't you go take a quick dump, have a quick shower, brush your teeth, go back to bed, start messing around, flip her over, pull out the nightstand drawer, grab a granola bar, open it, and eat it WHILE your making her happy? Hell, replace one nightstand with a small bar fridge. if you're 1/2 talented, you can make a pastrami on rye without loosing a beat and if you're still tired you always have the dill pickle for a backup! A toaster oven on the opposite night stand and its "toaster strudle".....you can do other things with the packet of icing of you feel like sharing! My gawd man...good morning! The dill pickle for a backup?? Flip her over?? I could go to the bathroom , brush the teeth, etc beforehand. And she would hopefully too. But i am not into mixing food with sex. I get turned off enough if a woman has bad eating manners. Nevermind food mixed with sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Spats, I like ya and I think I've done a pretty good job of staying out of this thread but there's one thing that none of us can or should hide from I agree. I am looking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So you make out with your boyfriend if even if he has morning breath or roll around with him even if he has B.O?? That does not matter? Who goes to bed with B.O? It's easy to keep some breathspray in the night table. Or even some chocolate...to be shared...using no hands... Oh, I forgot, you don't mix food with your sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Who goes to bed with B.O? It's easy to keep some breathspray in the night table. Or even some chocolate...to be shared...using no hands... Oh, I forgot, you don't mix food with your sex Apparently he won't eat anything in front of a woman. Take that one however you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So you make out with your boyfriend if even if he has morning breath or roll around with him even if he has B.O?? That does not matter? Sure, why not? You just have "no kissing" sex! And there's nothing wrong with the body's natural funk, as long as it's not TOO pungent. After all, your pheromones are contained in your sweat. And sometimes you just wake up horny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Who goes to bed with B.O? It's easy to keep some breathspray in the night table. Or even some chocolate...to be shared...using no hands... Oh, I forgot, you don't mix food with your sex You know what i mean. No, don't like mixing food with sex. That's just gross to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Sure, why not? You just have "no kissing" sex! And there's nothing wrong with the body's natural funk, as long as it's not TOO pungent. After all, your pheromones are contained in your sweat. And sometimes you just wake up horny! I never wake up horny. I usually feel like crap in the morning so it does not matter if she wakes up horny if i am not. If one of the people are not in the mood then sex isn't happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 You know what i mean. No, don't like mixing food with sex. That's just gross to me. You said you liked sushi didn't you? Just close your eyes and pretend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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