planted Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Your a HOT MILF! Wrong thread,.... Ewww. Weird again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Ewww. Weird again! Lighten up Francis! Broads! :hysterical: Edited January 6, 2014 by Anjin-san Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Ear syringing day today. Thanks Jeff Beck !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I presume you are referring to Samantha from the movie 'Her' Nice NO. I didn't even remember Scarlett Johansson's character's name was 'Samantha' until just now. I must be showing my age. To me, there's only one 'Samantha' in pop culture, especially when discussing women with magical powers: Samantha Stephens as played by Elizabeth Montgomery on the tv show "Bewitched". P.S. There's only one Darrin, too: Dick York!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 The UPS guy finally shows up, only to find out my package was not on his truck. Now it will be another 3 or 4 hours before the right guy with the right truck does show up; grrrrr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planted Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 NO. I didn't even remember Scarlett Johansson's character's name was 'Samantha' until just now. I must be showing my age. To me, there's only one 'Samantha' in pop culture, especially when discussing women with magical powers: Samantha Stephens as played by Elizabeth Montgomery on the tv show "Bewitched". P.S. There's only one Darrin, too: Dick York!!! I got it, thanks to KB. Just figured it was from the movie, which you probably saw recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoopie Cat Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Discovering T rex rat and his family are back in my vegie garden, eating my tomatoes .......... again. I'm not a gun advocate, but where this Tyrannosaurus rex genetic mutant rat is concerned ......... bring em on ......... :guns: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Discovering T rex rat and his family are back in my vegie garden, eating my tomatoes .......... again. I'm not a gun advocate, but where this Tyrannosaurus rex genetic mutant rat is concerned ......... bring em on ......... :guns: I'll let you borrow my bow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Off to get my myelogram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoopie Cat Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Off to get my myelogram. OMG! ..... That word!!!!!!! Discogram and Myeogram I'll get back to you after your proceedure. My thoughts are with you. I hope all goes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoopie Cat Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'll let you borrow my bow.. Well unless i'm supposed to hit giant ratty over the head with your bow, i'll need arrows too hhmmmmmm ....... can I light them so they flame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Not sure what that is Rick, but I hope it goes well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Good luck with that procedure Rick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I have just returned from the dentist and predictably my wallet was well and truly fleeced. £43 of my crispest English notage was duly handed over as Dick Turpin screamed "Stand and Deliver". No wonder the waiting room was empty. 10 Minutes I was in. A lethal injection of some coke like substance has rendered my speech and mouth like I've had a stroke and a tiny filling was inserted into somewhere I probably didn't need. So 10 mins @ £43 x 6 = £240/hour. Not bad, not bad at all? " See you in 6 months" was the cry as I left. No fucking chance !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I have just returned from the dentist and predictably my wallet was well and truly fleeced. £43 of my crispest English notage was duly handed over as Dick Turpin screamed "Stand and Deliver". No wonder the waiting room was empty. 10 Minutes I was in. A lethal injection of some coke like substance has rendered my speech and mouth like I've had a stroke and a tiny filling was inserted into somewhere I probably didn't need. So 10 mins @ £43 x 6 = £240/hour. Not bad, not bad at all? " See you in 6 months" was the cry as I left. No fucking chance !! ^^ RIP to your wallet there..I used to be terrified of the dentist... the smell of burning gums, the waiting, the sounds of the drill accompanied with the screams of some poor soul. I did put that once down to the ongoing torture of having your molars ripped out but that isn't true, sadly the noise is down to the wallet being put to the slaughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plantpothead Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I have just returned from the dentist and predictably my wallet was well and truly fleeced. £43 of my crispest English notage was duly handed over as Dick Turpin screamed "Stand and Deliver". No wonder the waiting room was empty. 10 Minutes I was in. A lethal injection of some coke like substance has rendered my speech and mouth like I've had a stroke and a tiny filling was inserted into somewhere I probably didn't need. So 10 mins @ £43 x 6 = £240/hour. Not bad, not bad at all? " See you in 6 months" was the cry as I left. No fucking chance !!I agree, but at least Dick Turpin wore a mask !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMachine Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Car broke down! I went to the bank, all OK. Got out of the bank, started and just loads of smoke pouring out of the muffler .... drove it slowly to the mechanic, I hope this wont hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I agree, but at least Dick Turpin wore a mask !!!!! Ever been to a Dentist who DIDN'T wear a mask !! I reckon they wear the mask to hide the inability to stop smiling or the smugness, as the contents of your wallet/purse is siphoned off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Tearing my hair out due to both itunes and windows media have decided to screw up, now I cannot burn cds. It seems that I have a problem with a driver but I know about computers as much as I can speak manderin fluently...help?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plantpothead Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Well it was yesterday actually, I was told by the Job Centre that I am not entitled to any money even though I have been payin National Insurance contributions for 39 years. Not very happy about it. Apparently if your family as a whole earn more than £112 per week, that is sufficient for you to live on according to this government, I'd like to see cameron survive on it or his puppet clegg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Well it was yesterday actually, I was told by the Job Centre that I am not entitled to any money even though I have been payin National Insurance contributions for 39 years. Not very happy about it. Apparently if your family as a whole earn more than £112 per week, that is sufficient for you to live on according to this government, I'd like to see cameron survive on it or his puppet clegg. I'm not surprised your jumping over hoops for that.. Something similar happened to my mum, she had worked till about September last year on a 6 month contract (she had been working for over 15 years before that for someone else) After the 6 month contrat had run out, she went to the Job Centre and had been told that she could not claim because she had not enough in her tax contributions. So now, in a blind panic, had to find the shittest job she could find to pay her way/survive. I'd like to see Cameron, Clegg and the rest of those morons strung up by the privvies and beaten with birches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 In fact that £112 is probably what Cameron or his Tory toff cronies would spend on "A finest single solitary root vegetable" for his exqusive dining table...tossers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 The 49ers losing yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 somebody stole my sunglasses right of my face at the bus stop today. he first asked me a question about the bus line and then grabbed by glasses and ran off. I would describe him here but it might sound wrong because i am so angry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plantpothead Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I'm not surprised your jumping over hoops for that.. Something similar happened to my mum, she had worked till about September last year on a 6 month contract (she had been working for over 15 years before that for someone else)After the 6 month contrat had run out, she went to the Job Centre and had been told that she could not claim because she had not enough in her tax contributions. So now, in a blind panic, had to find the shittest job she could find to pay her way/survive. I'd like to see Cameron, Clegg and the rest of those morons strung up by the privvies and beaten with birches.I have applied for many awful jobs, it seems to me that almost every job available carries the "National Minimum Wage" logo. A lot of the others are age restricted (even though it is against the law). I worked in two pubs over a period of 10 years, so I applied for a bar job and the person asked me how old I was, I pointed out that it was discrimination, he just ignored me and told me the vacancies had been filled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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