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Man...am I having a bad day...I'm usually pretty good about staying postitive, but today is a MF'er...I need a Newcastle.....come to think of it....I need a CASE of Ol' Brown.....

Aww....have a round on me, Buddy!

Celia, you too! Even though I'm still jealous of you! <_<

:P

I have to go to work soon. I'll take a coffee...

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Man...am I having a bad day...I'm usually pretty good about staying postitive, but today is a MF'er...I need a Newcastle.....come to think of it....I need a CASE of Ol' Brown.....

Here Brother. A NBA and a joke to cheer you up

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An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''. The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guide lines and only for five days. The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''. The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''. The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him'', his wife said ,''no it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that dammed skipping'.

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