paul carruthers Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 http://youtu.be/nty8QQDLdjs http://youtu.be/mgy3tqnxd7M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) Classic comedy! http://youtu.be/Gy1ztCTrBEU Edited November 20, 2012 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Bill Clinton has asked Paula Broadwell to write his biography..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fool In The Rain 60 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I' ll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows, "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Teacher asks her class of 9 year olds to make a sentence with the word definitely in it so they can understand the meaning. Tommy shouts Miss, Miss, the teacher tells him to wait, so Mary says tonight when I get home my Mum is definitely taking me to the park. The teacher says well Mary that's not definite as it may rain and you won't be able to go to the park. Tommy jumps up again shouting Miss, Miss, once again the teacher tells him to wait his turn, then Susie says when I get home tonight we are definitely having fish and chips for tea.The teacher tells her that like Mary's example it is not definite as her Mum might change her mind and cook something else. By this time Tommy can't contain himself any longer Miss, Miss he shouts, yes Tommy she answered, does a fart come in lumps? he asked, no she said. Well then I have definitely shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 (edited) I've just remembered a quote (I don't know where it originated) 4 year old Alsation for sale, eats anything......loves children. Edited November 24, 2012 by joe (Liverpool) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 http://youtu.be/sxAk3B_zS5k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) One of the greatest animated series ever, Dr. Katz Professional Therapist. This particular 30-second scene stands out as the epitome of the genius of the show. "I don't see the humor in that." "Well, it's very subtle." Edited November 27, 2012 by TypeO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1fan Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 My name is james Patrick page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 A bloke chasing after his dog chasing after some deer. JESUS CHRIST!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Led Dirigible Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 My name is james Patrick page. Raising your post count, Mr. #1fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 .... so young lad what did Jimmy Saville do for you? "He asked me to milk a cow blindfolded" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 A bloke chasing after his dog chasing after some deer. JESUS CHRIST!! Oh God that still cracks me up. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 http://youtu.be/9CV0gwtUF_Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anjin-san Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Steven Hawking Gangnamstyle! http://www.jibjab.co...ook&cmpid=fb_nc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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