Fool In The Rain 60 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 He must have meant British Columbia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 If ever a commercial fit the topic of Make Me Laugh, this is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 http://youtu.be/l61LjTwME7w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 He must have meant British Columbia Proberly ally..But it is True about the Snow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 (edited) Edited April 19, 2013 by SozoZoso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SozoZoso Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmyav-jFDLw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chillumpuffer Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Talk about bitter.... http://youtu.be/CTJywZoG_bw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 http://youtu.be/GzUsSDqPyVI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Talk about bitter.... http://youtu.be/CTJywZoG_bw I wouldn't call it bitter. He was honest and fair. I disagree with his conclusions but he was respectable in this clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bitnogoodjive Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Brand New TV News Anchor's First Words On-Air: "Fuckin' Shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoopie Cat Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Being a woman, I shouldn't laugh at this ...... but ...... I can't help it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DAS Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^ Awesome! All four of the real Stooges (I refuse to acknowledge Joe Besser or Joe Derita) in one film. I didn't know this existed. Too bad he couldn't get around well enough to play a bigger role in the film though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^ Awesome! All four of the real Stooges (I refuse to acknowledge Joe Besser or Joe Derita) in one film. I didn't know this existed. Too bad he couldn't get around well enough to play a bigger role in the film though. I don't know if you already know this, but Curly was supposed to make another cameo in Malice in the Palace but it got cut from the final print. Here's a picture: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 saw this on facebook today..... WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DAS Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I don't know if you already know this, but Curly was supposed to make another cameo in Malice in the Palace but it got cut from the final print. Here's a picture: Malice In The Palace is the funniest movie of all time. And no, I did not know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redrum Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Got this from my niece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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