Mattmc1973 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Boy, we won the lottery didn't we? Yeah, except replace "lottery" with "jail sentence", and our sentence is the equivalent of being doomed to teach a dog to read for eternity. You can try till the end of time, but he'll never get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 In reference to the last few posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzepmanic Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Maybe if you were a real man and got off your ass and gave her your number and then called her, you might have gone somewhere with this lady, but because you have testicles the size of Raisinettes, you are alone. Who blew what? okay...sounds like raisinettes has some issues...talk about walking in on the tail end...(turn around...out the door) by the way...single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Maybe if you were a real man and got off your ass and gave her your number and then called her, you might have gone somewhere with this lady, but because you have testicles the size of Raisinettes, you are alone. Who blew what? I CAN tell you what DIDN'T, and WON'T get blown.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 This is getting boring. And there's more than enough spats in his own topic about this burlesque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Maybe if you were a real man and got off your ass and gave her your number and then called her, you might have gone somewhere with this lady, but because you have testicles the size of Raisinettes, you are alone. Who blew what? I don't think there are rules to being a "real man". Elizabeth, she blew it because she was the one trying to get the number and she for whatever reason didn't ask for it. Why am i being called and chicken and she isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I don't think there are rules to being a "real man". Elizabeth, she blew it because she was the one trying to get the number and she for whatever reason didn't ask for it. Why am i being called and chicken and she isn't? Kinda sounds like you were BOTH playing chicken, without the cars. Ya can't wait on her, man. If she's not gonna take the bait, you need to jump in the creek after her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I don't think there are rules to being a "real man". Elizabeth, she blew it because she was the one trying to get the number and she for whatever reason didn't ask for it. Why am i being called and chicken and she isn't? Because she's NOT HERE, YOU ARE. We're not talking to her, we're talking to you. YOU blew it, on 2 occasions, but in the end you did her a favor. Poor girl doesn't know how narrowly she averted a total waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Kinda sounds like you were BOTH playing chicken, without the cars. Ya can't wait on her, man. If she's not gonna take the bait, you need to jump in the creek after her! She was nice, cute and cool. But i don't know if she was worth jumping in the creek for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Because she's NOT HERE, YOU ARE. We're not talking to her, we're talking to you. YOU blew it, on 2 occasions, but in the end you did her a favor. Poor girl doesn't know how narrowly she averted a total waste of time. [/quote And i missed out on her game playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 SHE WASN'T PLAYING GAMES. Seriously, I want to find this woman and buy her dinner for not approaching you. Talk about getting a pardon from the Governor 5 seconds before the needle hits your arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 SHE WASN'T PLAYING GAMES. Seriously, I want to find this woman and buy her dinner for not approaching you. Talk about getting a pardon from the Governor 5 seconds before the needle hits your arm. She did approach. But she was trying to bait me into asking for her number or giving mine to her. But she would not ask. If that's not game playing then i don't know what it is. What would you call it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 "waiting for a lazy man to get off his ass" You thought she was the bee's knees, but rather than go up to said woman who you thought was super groovy, you sat on your ass and expected her to get off hers. As if you were so damn special, you were beneath approaching a woman you were interested in. "Oh no, I can't possibly ask her for her number since I think she's foxy......she must use clairvoyance to know that I think she's foxy, and therefore must ask ME for my number or give me hers." Bullfeathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 "waiting for a lazy man to get off his ass" You thought she was the bee's knees, but rather than go up to said woman who you thought was super groovy, you sat on your ass and expected her to get off hers. As if you were so damn special, you were beneath approaching a woman you were interested in. "Oh no, I can't possibly ask her for her number since I think she's foxy......she must use clairvoyance to know that I think she's foxy, and therefore must ask ME for my number or give me hers." Bullfeathers. Elizabeth, i thought she was cool but it never entered my head to ask for her number. She was the one that was hinting at it. We hung out at the party. Then went our seperate ways and i thought that was the end of it. Then she came back to say goodbye when she was leaving the party and that's when she hinted at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 What will be really horrible is if i bump into her somewhere. I will look like an A-hole. It would be pretty awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I'm going to avoid commenting on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Elizabeth, i thought she was cool but it never entered my head to ask for her number. She was the one that was hinting at it. We hung out at the party. Then went our seperate ways and i thought that was the end of it. Then she came back to say goodbye when she was leaving the party and that's when she hinted at it. God, what a diabolical bitch! Game-playing is right. You don't need someone that shifty in your life, Spats, good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I'm going to avoid commenting on that. I won't. Spats, you should have never got yourself in the position to feel awkward, dude. Life is too short. When you see opportunity knocking, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 What will be really horrible is if i bump into her somewhere. I will look like an A-hole. It would be pretty awkward. Why, SHE should be the one to feel awkward, scheming whore that she is. You played it perfectly, Spats, you can hold you head high and say "look here chicky, I don't play complicated games like that, you shoulda gotten some of THIS when you had the chance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Why, SHE should be the one to feel awkward, scheming whore that she is. You played it perfectly, Spats, you can hold you head high and say "look here chicky, I don't play complicated games like that, you shoulda gotten some of THIS when you had the chance!" :hysterical: Matt, yer killin' me here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I won't. Spats, you should have never got yourself in the position to feel awkward, dude. Life is too short. When you see opportunity knocking, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!! Well my buddy is the one that put me in the awkward position. If it had ended at the party i would be fine. But when he interfered and got her number and said i would call that's when it hit the awkward territory. He put me in a bad position. Because not calling after that makes me look like a A-Hole. He was trying to force my hand and I wouldn't call just on general principle and because he made me look bad. . So now she thinks i got him to get her number because i was too shy and then i get the number and then don't even call. He made me look 20 times worse. And he has the nerve to be pissed off with me for not calling her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Why, SHE should be the one to feel awkward, scheming whore that she is. You played it perfectly, Spats, you can hold you head high and say "look here chicky, I don't play complicated games like that, you shoulda gotten some of THIS when you had the chance!" Joke all you want Matt. But to me hinting to that she wanted me to ask for her number or for me to give her my number and not coming out and asking for it is game playing. If i had done what she did you would have said i was chicken or playing games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Well my buddy is the one that put me in the awkward position. If it had ended at the party i would be fine. But when he interfered and got her number and said i would call that's when it hit the awkward territory. He put me in a bad position. Because not calling after that makes me look like a A-Hole. He was trying to force my hand and I wouldn't call just on general principle and because he made me look bad. . So now she thinks i got him to get her number because i was too shy and then i get the number and then don't even call. He made me look 20 times worse. And he has the nerve to be pissed off with me for not calling her. Dude, don't take this personal. But this is high school shit. If you'd have just put your balls out there (not literally of course!) and been more aggressive, we wouldn't have all these entertaining, but sad threads. Sometimes you just have to suck it up and be a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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