manderlyh Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Funny, funny! What about 1 Del to tell everyone how he uses the highest watt-ed light bulbs around, and that anyone who pays more money than they sell them for at Wal-Mart is a moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Spats: "I had a light bulb once but it went out on me. You have no idea how rejected I felt. Forget it, I'm not changing any light bulbs ever again. Light bulbs are too needy and clingy anyway. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've seen all the hassles my buddies go through with their light bulbs and afaic it aint worth it. Besides I've never found a light bulb that meets my standards anyway. I want a really really hot light bulb and most light bulbs just aren't hot enough for me. And if I ever did have a hot light bulb and an even hotter light bulb came along, I'd remove my hot light bulb and put in the hotter one.. in a heart beat! But like I've said.. I've been burned in the past, you know. So when I see a brand new light bulb on the shelf at the store.. the truth is that I'm just way too afraid to approach it or try to pick it up. I don't wanna risk getting burned again, ya know. Its too humiliating." Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Spats: "I had a light bulb once but it went out on me. You have no idea how rejected I felt. Forget it, I'm not changing any light bulbs ever again. Light bulbs are too needy and clingy anyway. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've seen all the hassles my buddies go through with their light bulbs and afaic it aint worth it. Besides I've never found a light bulb that meets my standards anyway. I want a really really hot light bulb and most light bulbs just aren't hot enough for me. And if I ever did have a hot light bulb and an even hotter light bulb came along, I'd remove my hot light bulb and put in the hotter one.. in a heart beat! But like I've said.. I've been burned in the past, you know. So when I see a brand new light bulb on the shelf at the store.. the truth is that I'm just way too afraid to approach it or try to pick it up. I don't wanna risk getting burned again, ya know. Its too humiliating." :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 The times the offices are open at school. They're never open when I need to go to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 The winter winds of Enumclaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 This damn snow won't go way. I've put on a bit of weight over the winter. The good weather can't come soon enough so I can start jogging and biking again, and shed the pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Drunken idiots shouting loud down here in front of my dorm building. Why the hell does OUR building have to host a bar? Well, they seem to have shut up after I threw a plastic bag filled with water down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 and 1 Spats to say he never uses light bulbs because all the women in his life look better without them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Drunken idiots shouting loud down here in front of my dorm building. Why the hell does OUR building have to host a bar? Well, they seem to have shut up after I threw a plastic bag filled with water down there. The same thing happens at my dorm as well. People stand out front all night smoking and drinking no matter what the weather is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 ^ Haha nice. Last year all the skateboarders used to congregate on the sidewalk right outside my room. One of my walls also bordered the stairwell. It was fun, lemme tell ya. To make the skateboarders go away I would blast older music that I knew they wouldn't like because it wasn't Green Day or any of their minions. Works like a charm to scatter most people our age. Play good music. Their ears won't be able to comprehend what's going on. They'll have to leave. My current pet peeve is that everyone smokes right outside my window this year. But now I'm an RA so I have the power. I can tell them if they don't step 30 feet away from the building I will write them up. Not that I ever would haha. I'm also a tiny little girl who is incapable of being forceful so I have no idea why they even listen to me. It must be the RA badge. (well, it's really more like a name tag... but it has the power!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You'd better be a good RA. My RA this year is crap- she's a pig and we share a bathroom with her and she throws all kinds of old food in the trash in there and never does any cleaning. My roommate and I do all the cleaning. I don't have time to be doing cleaning all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Pardon my ignorance, I'm not familiar with the anglo-saxon education system as much as I'd like to..but..what's RA? ...excuse me, gotta go throw another water bomb edit..luckily(for them) they walked away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Pardon my ignorance, I'm not familiar with the anglo-saxon education system as much as I'd like to..but..what's RA? ...excuse me, gotta go throw another water bomb edit..luckily(for them) they walked away Resident Assistant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_assistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Resident Assistant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_assistant Huh. Sounds like ssomething we could use here too, on the other hand its easily abusable position. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
led_zeppelin77 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 chewing gum and yelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Spats: "I had a light bulb once but it went out on me. You have no idea how rejected I felt. Forget it, I'm not changing any light bulbs ever again. Light bulbs are too needy and clingy anyway. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've seen all the hassles my buddies go through with their light bulbs and afaic it aint worth it. Besides I've never found a light bulb that meets my standards anyway. I want a really really hot light bulb and most light bulbs just aren't hot enough for me. And if I ever did have a hot light bulb and an even hotter light bulb came along, I'd remove my hot light bulb and put in the hotter one.. in a heart beat! But like I've said.. I've been burned in the past, you know. So when I see a brand new light bulb on the shelf at the store.. the truth is that I'm just way too afraid to approach it or try to pick it up. I don't wanna risk getting burned again, ya know. Its too humiliating." :hysterical: classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Huh. Sounds like ssomething we could use here too, on the other hand its easily abusable position. Thanks They're only helpful they they do their job, unlike mine who's a lazy pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Well, gotta say that mentality of Czech people would probably lead to abusing this function Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBird Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 When people replace the toilet paper roll and they put it on so that the roll faces the wall instead of out towards you. You know what I mean? There's two ways the toilet paper roll can be facing - one is where it unrolls towards the wall or the other is where it unrolls towards you on the toilet. Whenever it is facing the wrong way in anyones house that I go to, I always take it off and change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Spats: "I had a light bulb once but it went out on me. You have no idea how rejected I felt. Forget it, I'm not changing any light bulbs ever again. Light bulbs are too needy and clingy anyway. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I've seen all the hassles my buddies go through with their light bulbs and afaic it aint worth it. Besides I've never found a light bulb that meets my standards anyway. I want a really really hot light bulb and most light bulbs just aren't hot enough for me. And if I ever did have a hot light bulb and an even hotter light bulb came along, I'd remove my hot light bulb and put in the hotter one.. in a heart beat! But like I've said.. I've been burned in the past, you know. So when I see a brand new light bulb on the shelf at the store.. the truth is that I'm just way too afraid to approach it or try to pick it up. I don't wanna risk getting burned again, ya know. Its too humiliating." That's him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonefreelee Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 When people replace the toilet paper roll and they put it on so that the roll faces the wall instead of out towards you. You know what I mean? There's two ways the toilet paper roll can be facing - one is where it unrolls towards the wall or the other is where it unrolls towards you on the toilet. Whenever it is facing the wrong way in anyones house that I go to, I always take it off and change it. I can sooo relate!!! If it's not 'over' i go bonkers with irritation!!! How can these people live like this? I haven't actually had this problem for a while, but I have switched it it to the correct position ( ) on people in the past...hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecil. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Easy to open/pour milk cartons is the peeve of the day for me. It must help sell a lot of replacement milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Easy to open/pour milk cartons is the peeve of the day for me. It must help sell a lot of replacement milk. I feel your pain. The only thing that's more annyoing in the packaging sector: cds wrapped in fingernail- and bullet-proof celophane wrappings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ^but then you crack the jewel case trying to open them. Been there, bitched about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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