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I've always known that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and the way to a woman's heart is not between her legs but between her ears! :console:

I think both of those are a myth.

I was just telling some guys at work about you and the tooth fairy, got the same reply

how ironic!

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^haha.

The tooth fairy. Didn't you say you were a dentist? :hysterical:

If I did I was probably being facetious, however I have mentioned numerous times that I am a truck and automotive technician....wait! you playing me :lol:

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Stop talking about clubbing, that is your biggest problem in my eyes.

After reading the rest of this thread I have decided that I don't drink enough.

:beer::wtf:

Yet I also feel strangely compelled to return to it!!

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After reading the rest of this thread I have decided that I don't drink enough.

:beer::wtf:

Yet I also feel strangely compelled to return to it!!

Subliminal cat says you will return you will return you will return

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Hi all,

After reading the rest of this thread I have decided that I don't drink enough.

:beer::wtf:

Yet I also feel strangely compelled to return to it!

Now,who's fault is that?!?

Cheers! :drunk:

KB

p.s Mrs Plant,we need to talk,..... :):)

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Hi all,

Now,who's fault is that?!?

Cheers! :drunk:

KB

p.s Mrs Plant,we need to talk,..... :):)

Good luck with Mrs. Plant. Here's some advice: set up a time and a nice place to meet her and then don't show up!! Cheers!

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Hi all,

Good luck with Mrs. Plant. Here's some advice: set up a time and a nice place to meet her and then don't show up!! Cheers!

That is not polite,at all.

Now wait a second,......ypu know somthing that I don't ??? Or is this the happy Internet BS,...

Sorry, fenderguy, I was just asking,nor demanding,.....,your in Minn?

If Mrs. Plant,and I, should meet,I am one lucky man,.........

KB :blink:

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Hi all,

That is not polite,at all.

Now wait a second,......ypu know somthing that I don't ??? Or is this the happy Internet BS,...

Sorry, fenderguy, I was just asking,nor demanding,.....,your in Minn?

If Mrs. Plant,and I, should meet,I am one lucky man,.........

KB :blink:

Dude, he's making fun of Spats.

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Lack of safety? Use protection. Second, it's not like everyone is carrying a STD.

Yeah but if the girl is wanting to have a one night stand with me she has probably done that before so ya never know. Again, put aside the disease factor, she is probably a easy girl and i don't want one of those.

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Of course she waited, she had high hopes. It probably occurred to her once she got home, that YOU were the person she was supposed to meet. Like I said, people ain't stupid.

My friend called and told i wasn't able to make it. I doubt she realized that was me.

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I was just telling some guys at work about you and the tooth fairy, got the same reply

how ironic!

What was their reply?

I think both of those are a myth.
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