Bong-Man Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionally.."That was my pager" she said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished talking she explained "That was my cell phone, I have a microchip in my hand". The senior citizen, feeling very low-tech and not to be outdone decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said..."well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermedalist Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionally.."That was my pager" she said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished talking she explained "That was my cell phone, I have a microchip in my hand". The senior citizen, feeling very low-tech and not to be outdone decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said..."well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!". Bonger. Go get yourself a swimmin pool or a guitar man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHJkvEwyhk&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manderlyh Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Go The Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach I have seen links to this on Facebook, but I finally watched it today. It cracked me up. Though I'm not a parent, I have a niece that refuses to take naps or go to sleep at bed time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetredwine Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) Evidently your friends and relatives haven't been affected by terrorisim or stationed in places like Afghanistan ... think for just a minute how an Afghan might perceive this soldier (at 00:36): Monthly troop deaths - Afghanistan (click the link above then click "Images" then look at the photo at 00:36) ... especially after the recent vote in favor of gay marriage in New York ... Take another look at the military fatalities graph --- isn't your graph somewhat overconfident? America's black day: Bin Laden hit team troops shot out of sky by Taliban "Friday night’s attack is the deadliest single incident since the Afghan war began in 2001. It was also the highest one-day death toll for US Navy Special Warfare personnel since the Second World War. In 2005, 16 Navy Seals and US Army special forces troops died when their helicopter was shot down as they tried to rescue four comrades under attack from the Taliban. The Chinook involved in Friday’s attack – a US twin-engined helicopter mainly used to transport troops – was hit by a shoulder-held grenade as it returned from a night raid on a militant gathering in the Tangi Valley in Wardak province, west of Kabul." "It's the worst single incident for foreign troops in 10 years of war ... and it's nothing to laugh at. Edited August 7, 2011 by sweetredwine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 America's black day: Bin Laden hit team troops shot out of sky by Taliban "Friday night’s attack is the deadliest single incident since the Afghan war began in 2001. It was also the highest one-day death toll for US Navy Special Warfare personnel since the Second World War. In 2005, 16 Navy Seals and US Army special forces troops died when their helicopter was shot down as they tried to rescue four comrades under attack from the Taliban. The Chinook involved in Friday’s attack – a US twin-engined helicopter mainly used to transport troops – was hit by a shoulder-held grenade as it returned from a night raid on a militant gathering in the Tangi Valley in Wardak province, west of Kabul." "It's the worst single incident for foreign troops in 10 years of war ... and it's nothing to laugh at. The graph is making light of some people's perception of gay marriage. Lighten up, Francis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 No teenagers with Nikons were harmed in the making of this graph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I was once a teenager with a Nikon. Then I became an adult and got me one of these: http://usa.canon.com/cusa/consumer/products/cameras/slr_cameras/eos_rebel_xs_18_55is_kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 The always amazing Louis CK. I can relate to his comment "I had kids a little too late and a little too fat in life." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb21mN7_0bM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 5 of the funniest minutes of comedy you'll ever see. Louis CK rips the hell out of useless 20 year olds, and then goes on to put a hilarious spin on slavery and white people's ignorance of it... http://youtu.be/4gTYC-lJZvY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 The graph is making light of some people's perception of gay marriage. Lighten up, Francis. Am I missing something??? What is she on about? What does the graph you posted have to do with what she posted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Hi all, SNAFU TARFU FUBAR KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 do you know what hall sex is? thats when you and your wife pass each other in the hall and say fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Am I missing something??? What is she on about? What does the graph you posted have to do with what she posted? Evidently she's under the mistaken impression that the graph is based upon actual statistics and completely failed to get the humorous aspect of it (thus, why I posted it in this thread). I've tried explaining once before but it was apparently to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Evidently she's under the mistaken impression that the graph is based upon actual statistics and completely failed to get the humorous aspect of it (thus, why I posted it in this thread). I've tried explaining once before but it was apparently to no avail. Eeeesh. Lighten up, Francis. Lulz. Now, any of you *homos* touch me, and I'll kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 (edited) Favorite line: "This particular brand of flour is great, because it's white like Jesus!" Favorite line: "It's like the underground railroad.....OF SEX!" I should add that these videos are NSFW, as funny as they are. Edited August 8, 2011 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Electrophile Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Bat signal aside, if she painted Starry Night that well, that is extremely impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Why I even respond to your negative posts I can't figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) Oh, he knows. The sad part is, Del Brad didn't watch the video he was talking about, or else he would have known the person was making fun of Sarah Palin, who is a nut job fundie. This person, in their portrayal of Sarah Palin, made the comment....and I thought it was funny. I don't even believe there was person called Jesus, so how could I personally make any assertions as to what his racial makeup was? Edited August 10, 2011 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermedalist Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 A famous guy once said "Does anyone remember laughter?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Big Train Probably my second favourite sketch show after Monty Python's Flying Circus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Graham Chapman - Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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