Make me laugh!

[Anjin-san]

[paul carruthers]

[Virginia]

More animal humor!

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/79/The-27-Naughtiest-Cats-In-The-World-And-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing#.Us4zVxp2WAA.facebook

[planted]

^^awesome

[paul carruthers]

[TypeO]

I literally LOL'd.

That is pure gold.

[Ross62]

[TypeO]

[Dancin'Days]

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/bruce-springsteen-and-jimmy-fallon-gov-christie-traffic-jam-born-to-run-parody/n45079/

[SozoZoso]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

[TypeO]

If this French Bulldog wasn't neutered before, he technically is now.

Notice the cat never actually touches him a single time.

[planted]

My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself

[JTM]

My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself

Now there's one for The Dragons Den. "I'll give you fifty thou, for 50% of you buisiness"

[slave to zep]

If this French Bulldog wasn't neutered before, he technically is now.

Notice the cat never actually touches him a single time.

haha

i can't stand little yappy pain-in-the-arse dogs like that!

[Anjin-san]

[SozoZoso]

Wal-Mart on Valentines day

[Reggie29]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." ...

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tyre Store:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a Radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[Reggie29]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." ...

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tyre Store:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a Radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[slave to zep]

^ love those, Reggie!

[paul carruthers]

[jabe]

[Anjin-san]

[Virginia]

When parents text back; hilarious!

[Plantpothead]

Phoned up a ticket line for an Elvis impersonation act, I got two alternatives:

1) For the money.

2) For the show!!!!!!

I thought it was funny.

[Ross62]