Dzldoc Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 spats will never come to terms with finding a mate until he accepts this fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 spats will never come to terms with finding a mate until he accepts this fact Are you saying that we're much, much more complex than men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 NO were just looking through the eye glasses of spats, im pretty sure thats how hw sees things!! No offense im just sayin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 NO were just looking through the eye glasses of spats, im pretty sure thats how hw sees things!! No offense im just sayin! Once again, even though you're not using caps lock, I don't understand what you're sayin'! He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hi all, Yeah,that's the way,.... It is really so simple,men=bad,women=good.Right? . Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true. Wanted a woman, never bargained for you. Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below. So Pagey got hurt,by a broad.How does the flip side fell,crappy,..... KB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Are you saying that we're much, much more complex than men? He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Bingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Once again, even though you're not using caps lock, I don't understand what you're sayin'! He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... YES your right im sayin that spats view is........ slightly distorted through shit i dont know ya got me i give up!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 That's what I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey i try but theres only so much one person can do, im pretty new to this forum in fact its my first forum and even i know that spats is................. well spats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 She's from out of town... but she never objects to threesomes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Aw geez.... ROFL Where's her buddy Chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 As far as the toilet seat goes Del, if you want a happy woman you'll put the seat down. Have YOU ever sat on it while it was up?? Not so much fun. I've had the upper hand, so to speak in these cases where I've had to live with men. I charged one dollar for every time said violater did the deed, marking the times on the mirror with soap. It always worked. Yes, I was a hard-ass about it but you have to teach little boys respect or they'll never learn it. And.. I WAS the one who had to Clean the stinkin thing anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Bingo! Women are not more complex than men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillian Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 First of all, I am sooo glad I am happily DIVORCED, so that I don't have to deal with this football crap, besides the only reason to watch football is to watch guys in tight pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 First of all, I am sooo glad I am happily DIVORCED, so that I don't have to deal with this football crap, besides the only reason to watch football is to watch guys in tight pants! Well, we sure wouldn't be a match made in heaven! (I love football, what can I say?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Women are not more complex than men. Oh duuuude...... Time to throw in the towel, everyone! This is indeed hopeless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh duuuude...... Time to throw in the towel, everyone! This is indeed hopeless! Dude, they are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ^^^ Everyone else wanna weigh in on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Speaking as one of the charming and cute (not pretty) girls. TRUST is the key word. My husband ( who is also cute -- not gorgeous) and I trust each other implicitly. That's one of the keys to a long, happy marraige. You are lucky. It's not easy to trust the women on the dating scene these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude, they are not. How the hell would you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 As far as the toilet seat goes Del, if you want a happy woman you'll put the seat down. Have YOU ever sat on it while it was up?? Not so much fun. I've had the upper hand, so to speak in these cases where I've had to live with men. I charged one dollar for every time said violater did the deed, marking the times on the mirror with soap. It always worked. Yes, I was a hard-ass about it but you have to teach little boys respect or they'll never learn it. And.. I WAS the one who had to Clean the stinkin thing anyway! I HATE it when there's actually piss on the seat! Or on the toilet bowl itself and you fall in! (okay--my ass is too big to let me fall in, but still--its gross). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude, they are not. Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... You forgot fish, drink and play guitar. Ohhhhh, I'm sooooooooooo complex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... What is so complex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What is so complex? Move in with one who isn't your mother and get back to me in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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