spats Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 None of the above. I don't buy stuff for her to make up for something that's her fault. That would make me a man-traitor. In anycase, it was a tie. We both got over it...and saw Juno and Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem You did the right thing. Never hand in your Man-Membership Card for anything. Buying her something to smooth things over would have been lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanna be drummer Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Like I said, I'm no man-traitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Oh Jesus. Here we go again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 . Del,.. is this you? --> You are a meathead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bitnogoodjive Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Today I came home to find that my wife had ERASED the Superbowl game from the DVR to make room for some chick flicks that she wanted to record. That's f'd up Del. Sounds like some form of retribution to me. You know what they say about payback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 most of the women i know are certifiably psycho. that's saying a lot coming from me. especially my female relatives. my mom is on to her 4th husband already. my aunt married twice in her 20s and was going to change her identity and move to another country so she wouldn't have to look at her first husband again. my gradmother on my mom's side tried to kill my grandfather with an axe because he didn't finish a chore she told him to do, she also went into her room with a hammer and nails and sealed herself off with them.my grandmother on my dad's side busted out my grandfathers teeth with her fist. my sister is a complete basket case and causes trouble for the family. my other aunt is a fucktard as well. the last girl i dated was schizophrenic, she'd come on to me then go tell her father. she done this for attention. that's part of the reason i am single. i don't need this kind of shit in my life. i'd go gay but men are pretty fucked uped too and i have enough problems already without having burning crosses in my yard and pat robertson's stupid ass fanning the flames with a bible. hopefully a girl will come along at some point that i can stand instead. don't really care either way. fuck relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 most of the women i know are certifiably psycho. that's saying a lot coming from me. especially my female relatives. my mom is on to her 4th husband already. my aunt married twice in her 20s and was going to change her identity and move to another country so she wouldn't have to look at her first husband again. my gradmother on my mom's side tried to kill my grandfather with an axe because he didn't finish a chore she told him to do, she also went into her room with a hammer and nails and sealed herself off with them.my grandmother on my dad's side busted out my grandfathers teeth with her fist. my sister is a complete basket case and causes trouble for the family. my other aunt is a fucktard as well. the last girl i dated was schizophrenic, she'd come on to me then go tell her father. she done this for attention. that's part of the reason i am single. i don't need this kind of shit in my life. i'd go gay but men are pretty fucked uped too and i have enough problems already without having burning crosses in my yard and pat robertson molesting me with a bible. hopefully a girl will come along at some point that i can stand instead. don't really care either way. fuck relationships. You need to talk to Spats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 most of the women i know are certifiably psycho. that's saying a lot coming from me. especially my female relatives. my mom is on to her 4th husband already. my aunt married twice in her 20s and was going to change her identity and move to another country so she wouldn't have to look at her first husband again. my gradmother on my mom's side tried to kill my grandfather with an axe because he didn't finish a chore she told him to do, she also went into her room with a hammer and nails and sealed herself off with them.my grandmother on my dad's side busted out my grandfathers teeth with her fist. my sister is a complete basket case and causes trouble for the family. my other aunt is a fucktard as well. the last girl i dated was schizophrenic, she'd come on to me then go tell her father. she done this for attention. that's part of the reason i am single. i don't need this kind of shit in my life. i'd go gay but men are pretty fucked uped too and i have enough problems already without having burning crosses in my yard and pat robertson's stupid ass fanning the flames with a bible. hopefully a girl will come along at some point that i can stand instead. don't really care either way. fuck relationships. Is this a serious post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 most of the women i know are certifiably psycho. that's saying a lot coming from me. especially my female relatives. my mom is on to her 4th husband already. my aunt married twice in her 20s and was going to change her identity and move to another country so she wouldn't have to look at her first husband again. my gradmother on my mom's side tried to kill my grandfather with an axe because he didn't finish a chore she told him to do, she also went into her room with a hammer and nails and sealed herself off with them.my grandmother on my dad's side busted out my grandfathers teeth with her fist. my sister is a complete basket case and causes trouble for the family. my other aunt is a fucktard as well. the last girl i dated was schizophrenic, she'd come on to me then go tell her father. she done this for attention. that's part of the reason i am single. i don't need this kind of shit in my life. i'd go gay but men are pretty fucked uped too and i have enough problems already without having burning crosses in my yard and pat robertson's stupid ass fanning the flames with a bible. hopefully a girl will come along at some point that i can stand instead. don't really care either way. fuck relationships. Seek help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I think Del's wife should give him a "smack" on the back of the head. I say, whoever makes up the bed can do it whatever way they please. Pillow wise. And hey, be glad you HAVE pillows, there are starving people in Africa with NO pillows! On another note....me thinks Scratch has been reincarnated, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Is this a serious post? I think the "burning crosses" bit might have been metaphorical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I appreciate women more as I get older. I used to think they were stupid. Governed only by unreliable emotions, which usually led them to stupid decisions. Now I realize that only some of women are this way. But, the young generation is fucked. There's just no hope for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I appreciate women more as I get older. I used to think they were stupid. Governed only by unreliable emotions, which usually led them to stupid decisions. Now I realize that only some of women are this way. But, the young generation is fucked. There's just no hope for them. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Women only have the power if they are hotties. Yet, all those not-hottie-enough women, etc. have managed to keep you from getting laid. fuck relationships That's rather succinctly put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Well, 'hot" women usually bring a whole lot of baggage and other games. is it really worth it? do you want a chick that you'll be competing with other men for? Because other men are always going to try and get with a hot chick. Do you want to play her games or have to provide her what she thinks she is entitled too? Not all hot chicks are like this, but I think the kind of chick you are talking about it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 My wife thinks ordering credit cards when moneys tight is a good idea yet the only reason moneys tight is because of all the credit card bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Credit cards=evil. Yes, I have 3 of them, but only use them to build credit. Nothing more. I will never use them unless I have lost my debit card and am in an emergency. If your wife is going credit card crazy, you better straighten her out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Yikes. Credit cards should not be screwed around with like that. I definitely learned THAT one the hard way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lajoie Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 OK,Del- here`s the stratigic play : Forgive & Forget , go watch a copy of the game that one of your buddys made(next time take the tape out quicker).As for the pillows if they really bother you ,ask for a considerate comprimise .That`s what a healthy marriage and basicly any form of a relationship is all about.-------------Now for the two posters : Zero & I am- I would like to introduce you to a poster by the name of Jude. She has a thread up about SagDig dwarf ......... the three of you may have an interesting exchange ,who knows you each may come away with something new. Peace-lajoie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 You are a meathead! Hahhahahahahahhahahaha, had many laffs with Archie Bunker in All in the Family......love that pic in your sig!!! :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 My wife thinks ordering credit cards when moneys tight is a good idea yet the only reason moneys tight is because of all the credit card bills! BEWARE.......RUN!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 That's f'd up Del. Sounds like some form of retribution to me. You know what they say about payback... I have never figured out how to get even with my wife. I think the only time I ever came close to giving real payback was the time I made her go camping with me and she was forced to poop outside in the dark. I think Del's wife should give him a "smack" on the back of the head. I say, whoever makes up the bed can do it whatever way they please. Pillow wise. Fine. As long as the same goes for the toilet seat. Whoever uses it last can leave it whatever way they please. Is it a deal? OK,Del- here`s the stratigic play : Forgive & Forget , go watch a copy of the game that one of your buddys made(next time take the tape out quicker).As for the pillows if they really bother you ,ask for a considerate comprimise .That`s what a healthy marriage and basicly any form of a relationship is all about But I did compromise... For the last 20 years I have given this woman the distinct pleasure of believing that she could change me. Hahhahahahahahhahahaha, had many laffs with Archie Bunker in All in the Family......love that pic in your sig!!! :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaughterOfZeppelin Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I have never figured out how to get even with my wife. I think the only time I ever came close to giving real payback was the time I made her go camping with me and she was forced to poop outside in the dark. Open up the back of her blow dryer and dump flour in. One time I put hubby's favorite hoodie in the dryer and accidentally shrunk it, I'm still hearing about it 2+ years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bong-Man Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I have never figured out how to get even with my wife. I think the only time I ever came close to giving real payback was the time I made her go camping with me and she was forced to poop outside in the dark. Lol....It's been a long time since I've been married, but I do remember a similar situation involving an emergency stop at a pit toilet. It reeked all the way from the parking lot, and as soon as i caught a whiff, I just leaned against the car waiting for the show to begin. Sure enough, she came out doubled over and gagging on the ground with a cloud of flies following her. Priceless ! I appreciate women more as I get older. I used to think they were stupid. Governed only by unreliable emotions, which usually led them to stupid decisions. Now I realize that only some of women are this way. But, the young generation is fucked. There's just no hope for them. Unless having children interests you, stay single. IMO, it gets nothing but better with age as long as you know what you're looking for. The male angle never changes....we want to get laid. A lot of the concerns that bog women down are gone when they get older. The fear of pregnancy....the monthly visit....taking care of young kids.....a lot of that stuff becomes either irrelavant, or just put in it's proper place. Most woman are a lot more free to let you know what they are looking for in a more honest way. It's very refreshing compared to dealing with all those twisted angles of youth. Some women opt to give up sex all together as they get older...it's just as much a hassle now as then. Others are hell bent on making up for lost time....and they are not shy about letting you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 . Del,.. is this you? --> Al Bundy is my hero. I sometimes will call my wifey "Peg" when she gets particularly annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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