Del Zeppnile Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Today I came home to find that my wife had ERASED the Superbowl game from the DVR to make room for some chick flicks that she wanted to record. WHAT THE HELL! Come on ladies, you all know you do this shit on purpose! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Del, I would never do that on purpose! I'd rather not deal with the wrath--all the yelling and screaming that may happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanna be drummer Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 My girlfriend got mad at me for a week for not taking her to see Atonement when she wouldn't see Hitman with me What goes around comes around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I took my wife to omaha again to have her cast takin off. She had surgery on the 14th of dec. from an old car wreck. Theres 8 screws and a plate and a great big hole on the top of her foot where the skin is healing very slowly or not at all! Its pretty scary and kinda disgusting, i shall refrain from posting a picture of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Today I came home to find that my wife had ERASED the Superbowl game from the DVR to make room for some chick flicks that she wanted to record. WHAT THE HELL! Come on ladies, you all know you do this shit on purpose! . C'mon Del...she gave you 18 hours on a workday to get that game watched and out of your system! Complaint manager is Helen Waite. Ya wanna complain? Go to Helen etc etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 ^um...yeah.... did I ever tell you that sometimes you freak me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Today I came home to find that my wife had ERASED the Superbowl game from the DVR to make room for some chick flicks that she wanted to record. Why oh why did you leave it in the DVR? Also, why don't you have more blank dvd disks? This sounds like a 2008 version of The Honeymooners. I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; I guess that's wise if you consider them family... kinda wrong to marry your sister, mother, or daughter. nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. Yeah, that would be hard. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- Painted window panes? That kinda defeats the purpose of them, doesn't it? ~33-1/3~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- I had to look up brahmachari. That is interesting. Thanks for your thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- That makes me scratch my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 . Del,.. I think you should give your wife a right good spanking! I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- In other words.. you need to get laid,..badly,.. eh, brahmabud? Seriously though.. (kinda-sorta-mostly-not really).. I Am, you are the face of chastity, goodness, wholesomeness at this board. I Am.. I mean.. you are.. someone we can all look up to, admire, and respect. Thank you for giving every bit of your love to anyone and everyone, friend! Namaste, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Del, I would never do that on purpose! I'd rather not deal with the wrath--all the yelling and screaming that may happen. You are aware that according to crime statistics, Superbowl Sunday is the #1 day for spousal abuse. My girlfriend got mad at me for a week for not taking her to see Atonement when she wouldn't see Hitman with me What goes around comes around Really? How much do you want to bet that she won that round. Either you were denied your natural male expectations from her... or she put out but made you feel quilty into buying her something 'special.' Did she cry? Fucking cheating the crying game is! C'mon Del...she gave you 18 hours on a workday to get that game watched and out of your system! Complaint manager is Helen Waite. Ya wanna complain? Go to Helen etc etc.... But she talked during the entire fourth quarter about how cute the damn baby commercial was. Do you realize that just that one act alone probably took one year off the back end of my life! Why oh why did you leave it in the DVR? Also, why don't you have more blank dvd disks? This sounds like a 2008 version of The Honeymooners. I wish it were..... TO THE MOON ALICE! . Del,.. I think you should give your wife a right good spanking! That would be too easy. You are obviously not married. If I spanked her she would never forgive me and hold it against me forever. In a lot a ways a woman is like the Mafia in that regard -- they never forget. No my friend, situations like this require a much deeper strategic plan than physical violence. I could go to war with her with conventional weapons --- and it could take years and cost thousands of lives. ... I am going to need to seek the council of somebody with much more knowledge than myself on this matter. I consider all women of my age my sisters; those older than me my mothers and aunts; and those younger my younger sisters or even daughters. All women, to me, are family; who should be respected, cherished, adored, and protected. I am, alas, a brahmachari ... so I have vowed not to take a sexual partner or wife; nor shall I purposely cultivate lurid or sensual thoughts. It is difficult. But when Higher Love drives a Man to the heights of Godliness, his lust for the world becomes merely faded and dry paint peeling off the window pane through which he looks at the vast heavens born aloft upon the shoulders of an endless horizon. Besides, I don't like football. -0- Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah But what about the SPECIAL GUEST towels in the bathroom? And what about all the rules about the 20 PILLOWS on the bed? And the nagging man! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING NAGGING? Go sell sunshine someplace else buddy, I'm dying over here! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Wow Del. You sound very happy. I'm not aware about the spousal abuse and Superbowl Sunday statistics.... damnit! Superbowl Sunday is on my birthday weekend every f-ing year! I've had two birthdays on Sunday that I can remember--the first EVER being in 2002 because it was delayed by the 9-11 attacks. Great. I've had to deal with Superbowl Sunday birthday weekend for seven years now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Today I came home to find that my wife had ERASED the Superbowl game from the DVR to make room for some chick flicks that she wanted to record. WHAT THE HELL! Come on ladies, you all know you do this shit on purpose! . Of course we do. Sounds like a warning to me actually. Whatever her reasons - there must be something you've done wrong. You better get her a big bunch of roses....and lock away the guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 ... I am going to need to seek the council of somebody with much more knowledge than myself on this matter. That would be me. It's counsel. And what about all the rules about the 20 PILLOWS on the bed? Yeah, what IS that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I have a few more pillows than we need. But there aren't really any rules about them. Other than you can't sleep on any of them except the ones that match the sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 . That would be too easy. You are obviously not married. If I spanked her she would never forgive me and hold it against me forever. Obviously you aren't very skilled in the art of spanking, bud. When I spanked her, she said "¡Muchas gracias, mi amor!! ¡Por favor zúrreme más unos!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 . Obviously you aren't very skilled in the art of spanking, bud. When I spanked her, she said "¡Muchas gracias, mi amor!! ¡Por favor zúrreme más unos!!!" As long as it doesn't hurt... (or cause head trauma...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 . Obviously you aren't very skilled in the art of spanking, bud. When I spanked her, she said "¡Muchas gracias, mi amor!! ¡Por favor zúrreme más unos!!!" That beats the hell out of "No mi gusta Senor Basura"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Of course we do. Sounds like a warning to me actually. Whatever her reasons - there must be something you've done wrong. You better get her a big bunch of roses....and lock away the guns. Done wrong? Sometimes I think women are just mad at us because we can pee standing up and they can't. Jeez... you have the multiple orgasm thing... so lighten up already! I have a few more pillows than we need. But there aren't really any rules about them. Other than you can't sleep on any of them except the ones that match the sheets. Manders (and you too Aqua), just what the hell is the deal with all the pillows? My wife has at least 20 of them on the bed for craps sake. There are almost so many pillows that you can't even see the bed! But this is how I get back at her. While she is in the bathroom before bed (doing whatever it is that takes 30 minutes at the sink) -- I take ALL the pillows and put them on her side and then fold over the comoforter (another item that seems to have no real function with sleeping) over to her side -- making what ends up looking like a 6 foot comforter/pillow burrito looking thing. ...Then I just get into bed on my side and wait for the fireworks to begin. Obviously you aren't very skilled in the art of spanking, bud. When I spanked her, she said "¡Muchas gracias, mi amor!! ¡Por favor zúrreme más unos!!!" That's what you thought she said. In reality it was a witches chant calling on all the powers of hell against you.... but in Spanish. Have you ever run out of beer in the last year? See, it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Done wrong? Sometimes I think women are just mad at us because we can pee standing up and they can't. Jeez... you have the multiple orgasm thing... so lighten up already! Wrong attitude, buddy....Unless you really enjoy those prostate examinations.... The point is not whether we're in the right or wrong - the point is that we've got the power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Done wrong? Sometimes I think women are just mad at us because we can pee standing up and they can't. Jeez... you have the multiple orgasm thing... so lighten up already! Del....awwww...nevermind. Too easy... Manders (and you too Aqua), just what the hell is the deal with all the pillows? My wife has at least 20 of them on the bed for craps sake. There are almost so many pillows that you can't even see the bed! But this is how I get back at her. While she is in the bathroom before bed (doing whatever it is that takes 30 minutes at the sink) -- I take ALL the pillows and put them on her side and then fold over the comoforter (another item that seems to have no real function with sleeping) over to her side -- making what ends up looking like a 6 foot comforter/pillow burrito looking thing. ...Then I just get into bed on my side and wait for the fireworks to begin. Ahh....so that's why all the f-ing pillows are left on my side of the bed... Actually, I have five extra pillows on the bed. I got all of the ones that were sold with the comforter set. We use the comforter as the only blanket on the bed, BTW. We use it to keep warm...some of us don't live in sunny Southern California... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Del....awwww...nevermind. Too easy... Ahh....so that's why all the f-ing pillows are left on my side of the bed... Actually, I have five extra pillows on the bed. I got all of the ones that were sold with the comforter set. We use the comforter as the only blanket on the bed, BTW. We use it to keep warm...some of us don't live in sunny Southern California... Warm? It was 36 degrees last night with a cold rain falling. I was almost ready to use some of those pillows to pile on me to keep warm. I said almost. God forbid I should violate the pillow rule for a little comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I have a few more pillows than we need. I've realized that my sleeping problems were caused partly by the fact that there were more than one pillow in my bed. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I DO concur 100% with the topic title! :) ..................BUT.....just to quote brother James' words: ............I believe in these words whole-heartedly as well :) This is a man's world, this is a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl You see, man made the cars to take us over the road Man made the trains to carry heavy loads Man made electric light to take us out of the dark Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark This is a man's, a man's, a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys And after man has made everything, everything he can You know that man makes money to buy from other man This is a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl He's lost in the world of man He's lost in bitterness :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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