manderlyh Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 ^um.... Fuckin AIDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 ^um.... Fuckin AIDS? Too risky for a surrogate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Ahhh... I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle87 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Anohter day to Drink... Well like sex, almost always is a good day to drink. Need some good/bad girl too now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 The Man Song The Man Song by Sean Morey I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. 'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ^I got that in an email, but it was a video... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 While the family was at church I spent the day organizing my garage and cleaning my fast collection of rifles, shotguns and handguns. Now I am going to BBQ some steaks for Easter dinner. Hooray for our gender! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 A salute to you my Patriot Brother A salute to those Brothers that made the ultimate sacrafice to free our foreign Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 While the family was at church I spent the day organizing my garage and cleaning my fast collection of rifles, shotguns and handguns. Now I am going to BBQ some steaks for Easter dinner. Hooray for our gender! Del that man is holding a gun, you should delete it before this thread gets killed on account of people who rather die then take the necessary precautions to protect their home, their family, and their freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 A salute to you my Patriot Brother A salute to those Brothers that made the ultimate sacrafice to free our foreign Brothers Hooray for real men with guns! "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - George Orwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Hooray for real men with guns! "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - George Orwell Plus, the wife is one helluva shot with that frypan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Plus, the wife is one helluva shot with that frypan! You mean her specialty cookware that she purchased from Williams - Sonoma for around $300 bucks. trust me, a gun would have been cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepbaby Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 A salute to you my Patriot Brother A salute to those Brothers that made the ultimate sacrafice to free our foreign Brothers == Robert Plant On Velvet Revolver Tour == Happiness is a warm gun MAMA.....bang bang squirt squirt. zepbaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Del that man is holding a gun, you should delete it before this thread gets killed on account of people who rather die then take the necessary precautions to protect their home, their family, and their freedom. It's really just a pointed stick carved and painted to look like a musket. It's not a real gun. Besides, everybody knows that all you need to defend your home and family is a pointed stick with the sharp edge off of a broken piece of a Joan Baez record attached to the end of it. That's all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 any Real Men here ? http://www.sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Del that man is holding a gun, you should delete it before this thread gets killed on account of people who rather die then take the necessary precautions to protect their home, their family, and their freedom. It's really just a pointed stick carved and painted to look like a musket. It's not a real gun. Besides, everybody knows that all you need to defend your home and family is a pointed stick with the sharp edge off of a broken piece of a Joan Baez record attached to the end of it. That's all... That musket post only represents a static threat. I just read of a real threat in the fishing thread. Someone just posted they almost put an eye out of someone with their lure! That's much too violent for me. I can't bear to view that thread anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Another salute to the Patriot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Repulsive! Give me a jungle over the desert plain anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I enjoy the Hitler, or what is commonly called the landing strip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I call that a Mohawk downunder, not worthy even for Aussies. Any kind of manicuring is out for me. I love to bustle in a hedgerow. Bald doesn't look good on men, much less women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I used to have a buddy, who would always ask the girls, what was she down there, in the first 10 min of meeting her. and it didn't matter if she had a boyfriend or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I call that a Mohawk downunder, not worthy even for Aussies. Any kind of manicuring is out for me. I love to bustle in a hedgerow. Bald doesn't look good on men, much less women. Oh no, you're not like into a 70's muff are you? But what happens when it's like spreading on to her thighs?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evermore Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'm with both sides. I like hedgerows as long as there's regular trimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Does watching Jon & Kate Plus 8. Make me less of a man? Makes you a real man in my book!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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