Bong-Man Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 "You can't have your cake and eat it too"........Hmm...What exactly did you think my plans were for that cake ? "Have a good one !"........ The possibilities are endless, but I'm single, so I usually think dirty thoughts. "Let sleeping dogs lie".......Not on my couch ! "Be careful what you ask for....you might get it." Mind if we worry about that angle AFTER my twisted and selfish wish is granted ? "You opened a can of worms"......Usually said by someone who's never been fishing in their lives. You can tell because worms never come in cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Bong-Man said: "You opened a can of worms"......Usually said by someone who's never been fishing in their lives. You can tell because worms never come in cans. Nightcrawlers come in cardboard cups. When chicana's say: Cuz it's like, you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IpMan Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Fake News I mean, c'mon, can't these clowns come up with something original? After all, both Hitler and Stalin used this exact phrase over and over again. Only idiots and morons take such silly bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryingbluerain Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Undocumented Immigrant Sneaking into a country illegally doesn't make you an immigrant any more than breaking into a house makes you a part of the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 16 hours ago, IpMan said: Fake News I mean, c'mon, can't these clowns come up with something original? After all, both Hitler and Stalin used this exact phrase over and over again. Only idiots and morons take such silly bait. Well, when we read CRAP like this: Melania Trump Orders Removal of Near-200-Year-Old Tree From White House Sydney Pereira , Newsweek•December 26, 2017 Update | The historic Jackson Magnolia has been on the south facade of the White House since the 1800s—making it the oldest on the grounds. But Tuesday, Melania Trump reportedly made the decision to have it removed after tree specialists determined “the overall architecture and structure of the tree is greatly compromised,” reported CNN. CNN obtained documents from specialists at the United States National Arboretum, which determined the magnolia tree must be removed. The tree is “completely dependent on artificial support,” the document read. The document said, “Without the extensive cabling system, the tree would have fallen years ago. Presently, and very concerning, the cabling system is failing on the east trunk, as a cable has pulled through the very thin layer of wood that remains. It is difficult to predict when and how many more will fail.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengrass Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Been there , done that....vomitus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IpMan Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Stryder1978 said: Well, when we read CRAP like this: Melania Trump Orders Removal of Near-200-Year-Old Tree From White House Sydney Pereira , Newsweek•December 26, 2017 Update | The historic Jackson Magnolia has been on the south facade of the White House since the 1800s—making it the oldest on the grounds. But Tuesday, Melania Trump reportedly made the decision to have it removed after tree specialists determined “the overall architecture and structure of the tree is greatly compromised,” reported CNN. CNN obtained documents from specialists at the United States National Arboretum, which determined the magnolia tree must be removed. The tree is “completely dependent on artificial support,” the document read. The document said, “Without the extensive cabling system, the tree would have fallen years ago. Presently, and very concerning, the cabling system is failing on the east trunk, as a cable has pulled through the very thin layer of wood that remains. It is difficult to predict when and how many more will fail.” That is quite the phrase. Not an english major I gather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 From the master: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan1977 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 18 hours ago, greengrass said: Been there , done that....vomitus I agree!! Another one to me is a one word phrase. "Whatever". Just stupid in most situations and overused by teens that don't have the sense God gave a doughnut!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I hate it when people say "I feel I am entitled". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chef free Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) I HATE "business buzzword bullshit"! They are just trying to sound like they know what they are talking about! For example: "At the end of the day...", just say "the result will be..." or "Going forward" instead of "in the future" or "from now on". Invent your own meaningless buzz phrases here: Corporate BS generator Edited January 8, 2018 by chef free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rm2551 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 oh man, speaking of business speak... EVERYTHING is now an acronym. It kills me. I have a hard enough time with songs on this forum that are sometimes compressed to the initials. My job now is constantly deciphering these damn acronyms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IpMan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, rm2551 said: oh man, speaking of business speak... EVERYTHING is now an acronym. It kills me. I have a hard enough time with songs on this forum that are sometimes compressed to the initials. My job now is constantly deciphering these damn acronyms. TBH...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I hate when people say happy Valentimes day instead of happy Valentine's day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengrass Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 "Dont you hate when that happens?" Grrrrrr... No, I hate it more that you reminded me of said shit thats happened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I hate when people say Led Zeppelin 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengrass Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Ive always hated this, introducing a band as The Led Zeppelin or The Black Sabbath or The whatereverthefukc . The Who lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 On 1/11/2018 at 2:53 PM, greengrass said: Ive always hated this, introducing a band as The Led Zeppelin or The Black Sabbath or The whatereverthefukc . The Who lol that sound like a midwestern thing. My aunt in Wisconsin will always say things like " I went to the Walmart" even when it isnt a specific one. Or she will say, "did you see I Love Lucy on the TV?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengrass Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 That could be , ^^^over the years ive heard it more than once. Heres one example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 ^^^ but texas is the south not the midwest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan2001 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Pet names, nicknames, wisecracks. Boss, buddy, pal... Always annoyed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) One that is used frequently by Liverpudlians (heard mainly on local radio phone in's) is "I'm made up", it drives me nuts. Please just say something like "I'm really pleased" or "I'm thrilled", but "I'm made up", do me a favour, go and jump in the Mersey. Edited June 22, 2018 by JTM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 how about "a living wage" that is a new one or what about "undocumented worker" instead of criminal illegal alien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 People saying "I'm made up", it drives me mad. Why the f**k can't they say "I'm thrilled" or "I'm really pleased", "I'm delighted" even.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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