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A thread for the comedy sketches and stand up bits that make you laugh when you know you shouldn't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fndMa0HHvVU DAVE CHAPPEL - POETRY

I had an Indian man at the Mandir ask me if I was related to a white woman who happened to come into the office where we were talking, in order to visit a friend...

We looked nothing alike; I'm, well, you know what I look like. And the woman was slight, with frizzy black hair.

The woman indignantly asked him "why on earth would you think we're related"

The Priests just rolled their eyes.

I thought it was funny.

I guess us white folk all look alike to some Indians...

:rolleyes:

~666

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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into

bed

when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'

'Perfect,' her husband said.'

I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed

aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a vaginal suppository, it's up to

you.'

Its funnnnnnnyyyy admit it

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