John M Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 We were so poor growing up we couldn't afford a toothbrush or toothpaste. We used a towel. We called it the tooth towel. You had to be real careful using the tooth towel, because we could not afford toilet paper either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luvlz2 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 ^🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 13 hours ago, luvlz2 said: ^🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ross62 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Well,I didn't know he was a pastor nor how his features had changed so much from the old python days but farewell funny man and RIP. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/pastor-terry-jones-im-still-gonna-save-you-unclean-people-lmzqsjrbxcr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Seriously! We all could use a laugh right now, as normal life as we knew it, has suddenly been disrupted https://theweek.com/articles/903121/7-funny-cartoons-about-coronavirus-hoarding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brigante Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Never wake a man in a jazz trance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bong-Man Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.... "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet" He struggles to ask again..."Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black ?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir....they look fine". The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely.... "ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bong-Man said: A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.... "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet" He struggles to ask again..."Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black ?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir....they look fine". The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely.... "ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK ?" Classic man. I will tell that nugget when Mrs CP and I are well ripped later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) When someone tries to come over during quarantine: Edited April 3, 2020 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigante Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Vicar: 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully-wedded wife?'Groom: 'I do.'Vicar: 'LOL. Simp!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Brigante said: Vicar: 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully-wedded wife?'Groom: 'I do.'Vicar: 'LOL. Simp!' Q: Do you know how to stop a young Japanese woman from having sex? A: Marry her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigante Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Arf! 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 On 2/5/2020 at 6:33 PM, Walter said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) A caricature of an underhanded and secretive Bastard!!!! Edited April 23, 2020 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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