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OK, here's how this goes:

I'll start the story, and everyone else just adds to it until we get to a suitable conclusion. Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was this guitarist....

. . . who phoned his singer and said, "I just tripped in the garden and broke my finger, what are we going to do??"

And his singer said, " :rant:

Wait a minute, I know! But I'm afraid it involves rather intensive-------

[carry on]

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Altamont!

Altamont, right, that is just what I was thinking. And the Gods commanded that the tour, um, uh, single concert event be co-sponsored by the J.C. Penney Company, the Quaker Oats Company, and the Fleet enema company, with assistance from the mudshark preservation foundation. That way the band would..........

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But unfortunately killing lawyers is still against the law. And so they were apprehended, and brought to trial, where they were each sentenced. However, before they had a chance to serve their time....

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...circled over Toronto admiring the timeless beauty of Roxie. The plane crashed not far from a small club hosting The Rolling Stones 2009 tour rehearsals. This event would have been front page news, but the big story of the day was...

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